5 words to your past self

[Booze Zombie]

The year when I'm 8:

"Brush your fucking teeth, always!"

 

[iTommeh]

Four years: "Drugs don't do be good."
Eight years: "Learn to music, please, lol."
Six years: "Do not visit 4chan, please."

So... Yeah.

 

[Doodle Chase]

Back to just before I went into school and I'd say "just relax"

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

"Don't get too attached."

That would have saved me a lot of grief.

"Do your fucking work" would have been good too.

 

[tangylaser]

holy shit you are sexy

 

[Spacelord]

"Whatever you do, don't EVER --"

Hah! That'll fuck me up for LIFE.

 

[LowFatLoki]

"Help! Spah Sappin? Mah Teleporter!"

 

[kahlzun]

they put out for cake

 

[Deathkingo]

the secret of life is

 

[Adaephon]

Don't try to kill yourself

 

[Naheal]

Don't do it. Really. Don't.

About 5 years ago.

 

[xNEWxAMERiKAx]

"Put Everything on the Steelers!"

 

[littlequietguy]

"Trying to teleport is pointless"

About a year. All that particle research for nothing...

 

[DayDark]

"Helena, bang her, don't attach."

about 5 years back

 

[PrinceoN]

Don't drink the Kool-Aid.

Seriously, my friend made this terrible Kool-Aid for me and my friends like, 3 years back (it was more like water that had a sorry excuse for coloring in it), and the taste of it still haunts me to this day!...

 

[T5seconds]

I would go back and say "Dont screw up alys love"

Yea aly was one of my girlfreinds... And we broke up... Because I was a dillweed... No more details from me...

 

[ForgetRealism09]

Five years ago
"Keep secrets, then blackmail"
"Get a hobby, you slacker!"
"Think before you get haircut!"

 

[Infernai]

IM NOT YOUR BUDDY, PAL!

 

[Woem]

"You will be just fine."

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Either, "Buy shares in (insert company name here) RIGHT NOW!"
Or something that would benefit me greatly in some way.