5 words to your past self

[James Cassidy]

This would actually be to myself at 18.

"Stay away from Tricia Parker"

Who was she...well she nearly ruined my life.

 

[j1-2themax]

Get off your lazy ass!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't ever talk to her!
Last year, before I talked to somebody.

 

[Dorian]

1. DO
2. NOT
3. FUCKING
4. DO
5. IT

Yes, I really don't want to relive it.
How stereotypical of me.

 

[Asciotes]

3 years ago: "Go rock climbing alot more."

 

[rhyno435]

Don't go in that door!

or

The winning lottery numbers are...

 

[S-Unleashed]

Don't get banned from the Unforgotten Realms fourms!!
Or Save up money! Or don't sell Golden Sun 2 or FireRed!

 

[Aries_Split]

Punch him in the face.

 

[Deef]

Stop. Being. Such. A. Loser.

I did though, but a little earlier couldn't have hurt.

 

[Boxinatorizore]

Pushups. Do them. Now. Seriously.

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[Flunk]

I would tell myself the first 5 numbers for the next 6-number lottery draw, hopefully my past self is smart enough to buy 49 tickets, each with those first 5 numbers.

 

[IncindiaryPickle]

"Stay single, Pulp Fiction, Halo" about 2006

 

[saxist01]

Kamikazee's and Guiness don't mix.

 

[dalek sec]

"Don't chase girls, save money"

I could have alot more money not using it on my two ex's.

 

[Lord Kofun]

Four years ago: Break up with her. Now.

Or, seven years ago: Sell your Pokemon cards, quick!

Or, sixteen years ago: Do not push the button.

 

[sage42]

Ask. Her. Out. Dooooo itttttt.

I'm 17 and still have yey to have a girlfriend because I'm to scared of rejection to ask anybody out. this message would go to my freshman self.

 

[Goenitz]

1995

"Buy Microsoft stocks right now!!!"

 

[Some_Jackass]

Go back about 2 years..."Delete that fucking blog already!"

 

[internetzealot1]

"Watch out for spoilers, dammit."

 

[similar.squirrel]

"Hello.It doesn't really improve."