5 words to your past self

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drzoidbergmd

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Go back to June 27th, 2007 and say "Make your dad turn around." If I'd said that Christ knows I'd be better off now.
 

ShotgunShaman

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Work out a helluvalot more.
To my 10 year old self. That's when I became a fatass. And I'm STILL working on repairing the damage.
 

2012 Wont Happen

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"Religion and patriotism are false"

I had to learn those things the hard way.

Oh, and I'd go back 10 years and tell it to my five year old self.
 

lizards

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AdmiralMemo said:
lizards said:
fuck the hell out of paige

o wait that is 6 words
Take out the middle 4, and you get practically the same meaning, plus another 3 words to use.
yes soooooooooooooo:

fuck paige before she moves

i got it
 

Roxas1359

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"Steelers win Superbowl XL"
"Buy stocks in Nintendo"
"Don't join AP classes"

My real thing would be "Take Uncle Raul to Doctor" the reason is because he didn't want to go to the doctor to check his foot and as a result of not going it infected he blood, gave him a stroke, and fried his brain with a 110 degree fahrenheit internal temperature.
10-9 months ago
 

ccesarano

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Sophomore year of College, where I was letting my art skills fall by the wayside and reading all kinds of advice on getting into the games industry through programming.

"Major in Art or Writing asshole!"

Now I'm a not-bad-but-not-great web designer without a job realizing I should have been an artist/writer.
 

linchowlewy

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"You will die next week"

Tell it to my self 1 week and a day before my arcade machine arrives.
 

ckam

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"Don't be lazy during highschool"
I don't think that this would be enough to convince my past self, so what I would actually do is to get the wizard to get me back in time for as long as needed and become a mentor to myself. You know, like the Karate Kid.
 

phoenixbeast

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She won't love you, ever.

I stayed way to attached to a girl I knew, and considered my best friend all through high school...I must of passed up on so many other wonderful girls because I was too narrow-minded...Now my high school "best friend" hasn't talked to me seriously in more than four months...Got herself a boyfriend, MANY new friends, and a new person to use if she has technology troubles...

How things could have been different...I would still say try to be friends, but for a girlfriend, don't count on it and look elsewhere...Sorry for venting here...
 

Dusty Donuts

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DO NOT USE THE MIC
Shut the hell up retard!
Don't use the last cubicle

Do I dare tell you the stories behind these?
 

Rawker

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study for that math test.

I'd be in a smarter math class and be doing better if I hadn't screwed around all the time.
 

BehattedWanderer

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I'll say the same thing that future me said to me a few years back, when it all started.

"Here, try on this hat..."