5 words to your past self

[blarg478]

When I was 16, "Don't got out with her"

 

[Spleenbag]

ASK HER OUT, YOU TWAT!

 

[Gariom]

"Go buy a PS3 instead!"

OR

"Don't play Gears 2 online!"

 

[The87Italians]

"Don't trade Mike Richards!" About 8 days ago.

"The box breaks in May"

"STUDY NOW LESS WORK LATER"

"She'll be hot later on!"

"Don't play maplestory!"

"Ask her out then STUPID!"

"Go buy a weight set."

 

[RavingLibDem]

My 5 words would be :

Jesus, be less paranoid fool!

 

[manic_depressive13]

"Don't let Schnitzel die."

 

[culade]

"Awesome! Okay, next stop: Uranus"

anytime really, maybe while losing my virginity for the added scarring.

i hope that'd fuck with my head for years

 

[stone0042]

"Stop being such a pussy" or "Ask her out sooner dipshit". I waited way to long to start dating, could've had a much more fun time in middle school.

 

[dweomermaster]

please please don't eat that

couple years back about the left over roast pork that i didn't know was over a week old... I was not a well little camper that week

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

This shit isn't your fault.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

"Stay away from TVTropes.org"
Some 6-12 months ago.

Still in there?

I made it out, just it kind of messed up my perception of everything ever, and introduced me to some things that may or may not have retroactively completely ruined my childhood.

 

[the_joker1112]

youll never amount to anything.

or

get off your fat ass.

or

work more, you lazy jerk.

or finaly.

watch out for these bitches.
(hands him a list of 7 names. i got really bad luck with love.)

 

[Ethereal]

Joke answer:
"The winning lottery numbers are"
At any point in my life.


Real answer:
"Dad has cancer. Prevent it."
About 5-8 years ago.

 

[Explosm]

"She isnt liying, FUCK HER"

I was extremely conviced this smoking hot girl had AIDS, and she wanted to sleep with me. But i blew her off (because i thought she aids) and she got a blood test a few weeks later and showed me.... i nearly cried.
She hates me now.

 

[Archimedes88]

Don't play WoW EVER. Revise!

true story, wish i'd done a bit better in A-levels but nooo leveling alts was more important at the time. :-/

 

[Blackadder51]

Dont eat the Bulla beef

Oh god, i wish i didnt, i felt like shit for about a week

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ask out (insert her name here) TODAY.
I would have to go back about a year.

 

[Necrofudge]

Never play MMORPGs damn it!
They robbed the good years of my life. By the time I got away from it and got out of my chair, all I could think was "holy shit did the floor get farther away?"

 

[Ghonzor]

Watch out for the Asian!