5 words to your past self

[Wakefield]

Punch Lisa in the face.

Terrifying as it would seem, that would probably be what I would send back as well.

Hopefully its a different Lisa.

Unless you live in Nova Scotia, then I'd say different Lisa. But how weird is it that we have the same 5 words? Haha

 

[Crosshead]

Relax. It all works out.

 

[strangemoose]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!

 

[bcponpcp27]

do your damn homework idiot!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

She likes you. Ask her.

 

[lizards]

fuck the hell out of paige

o wait that is 6 words

 

[Yeq]

Appreciate drama, you stupid fuck.

 

[SirJewBagel]

Wait till senior year, really.

I met my first/current girl friend in my 12th grade physics class

 

[Aqualung]

Two years ago...

"Do your homework, you twat!"

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Don't eat that fried twinkie.

 

[AdmiralMemo]

fuck the hell out of paige

o wait that is 6 words

Take out the middle 4, and you get practically the same meaning, plus another 3 words to use.

 

[Krunkcity3000]

BLizzard, Google, EA, Nintendo INVEST

 

[tehweave]

I would go back two years and tell myself:

John's house, just say no.

Or go back three years and say one of the following:

World of Warcraft, say no.

or

World of Warcraft, NOT ROGUE.

or

HAVE SEX WITH MARLA, NOW.

or

Relax. It all works out.

 

[Doctor Glocktor]

"Don't quit soccer, just don't."

or

"Kelly won't be worth it."

 

[Soulwolf]

I'd say "Apply to University of Michigan." to myself four years ago.

 

[grimsprice]

Freshmen Art class is when i'd go back to, and i'd say...

Make your move dumb ass.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

As young as possible that I would take myself seriously,

"Enjoy life more. Fucking idiot."

 

[ironlordthemad]

I would say "LAY OF THE FOOD MARINE!" in a very loud colour seargent kind of way

my training would go so much easier if i wasnt rather large to begin with...

i would want to go back far enough to make a difference but not go to far back so that i remember it so about 7 years or so

 

[Soulwolf]

"Turn Left."

It's all that needs to be said..
someone get the reference pleeeeasssseee

Doctor Who! The long running, "you have something on your back" bit which lead to an alternate history where Donna Noble never became a temp and later never saved the Doctor at Christmastime from the huge diamond or something like that.

 

[hotacidbath]

Put your pants on, idiot.