5 words to your past self

[teutonicman]

Don't be such a douche.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I need just two
DON'T PANIC

 

[delet]

" STOP LOOKING INTO THE SUN! "

When I was about 4-7... I wear glasses now ;-;

Edit: Or, maybe : " YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING CAT! "

oh the memories...

 

[wordsmith]

Shag her whilst you can?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Pushups. Do them. Now. Seriously.

HIYA welcome to Escapist newbie =D
Ot: STOP WATCHING PORN NOW DUDE
myself seven years ago

 

[jobobob]

Try and hit me hard! About 2 seconds before i met the wizard.

 

[Kelthurin]

Go back about..2 years + -, and tell myself the following: Don't bother with her, fool.

 

[Lexodus]

Don't go out with Nikki.

 

[Sassafrass]

Stay away from The Escapist.

Said just before I joined, of course.

Or "Stay away from the VCR" said to my 3 y.o self before I fall out of a chair and headbutt it. Twice.

 

[JRCB]

Never trust that girl. EVER.

It would have saved me a shitload of thinking and wondering.

 

[Macflash]

Don't Eat The Chili Fries.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Stay away from Karinna Torez!!!

To my ignorant 18 yr old self.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

"Stay away from TVTropes.org"
Some 6-12 months ago.

 

[xxmastermillerxx]

Don't date her, idiot!

 

[zidine100]

Serious

"snake youve created a paradox"

"dont take drama, not good"

"OH NO HES A SPY"

Not so serious

"Buy stocks in *insert business here*"

"Look out its a dragon"

"Never trust a wizard"

"Got your nose, no really"

"Its penut butter jelly time"

Give him/me the book from back to the future 2

 

[ROTMASTER]

thats not a cold sore

 

[Fightgarr]

I'd talk to me in Grade 11...
'You look like a douchbag.'
I was such a dick.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

"Stay away from TVTropes.org"
Some 6-12 months ago.

Still in there?

 

[A random person]

Don't take 8th grade health.
That, or "Watch Toonami while you can."

 

[Rahnzan]

"F*** her sooner god damnit."

Really, would have made my life a lot better, hard to explain.