5 words to your past self

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Blackout62

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"No! Stop! the metal bar!"
I chipped my tooth on a metal bar at a playground when I was 11, not happy about it.
 

blackfrancis567

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Archemetis said:
Dont.
Put.
It.
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There.

I'd say about three years ago.
Haha brilliant

OT Eat this you dumb fuck. I would then punch myself to see how quick I ended up in a loony house cause I went mad thinking the future me punched myself
 

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Just about anytime in the 90's or before.
 

E-mantheseeker

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HentMas said:
"FUCK THAT ***** YOU IDIOT"

sorry for the language, but thats exactly how i would Yell at my self or i would never understand :p, but to elaborate, about 15 years ago (or more i don´t remember exactly when) I had a girlfriend that i loved with passion, the thing is, i still was a virgin and she wasn´t, well we got to 2nd base, but thats all, we would never do more, the main reason, i was scared, inexperienced and stupid, later she dumped me after a while because she wasn´t getting any, and when i found out that, i felt like a complete idiot, i felt ashamed, i felt less of a man and it made me obsesed with the idea of sex... i have always wondered how my life would had turned out if i had dared to go further in that moment we were both alone in her room and after fooling around for a while i asked her if we could go watch some tv haha
"We started making out and she took off my pants, but then I turned on the T.V." Blink 182- What's my age again

That line in the song popped in my head as soon as I finished reading that... I had to do it
 

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s69-5 said:
When I was about 14, my brother (7 years older) asked me what number he should chose for the lottery. He had 5 picked out and needed a sixth. I told him 33. He didn't pick it.
When the draw happened, he got 5/6 numbers. The last number he picked was wrong. The correct number was 33.... prize would have been 10 million....

5 words to a former self:
"FORCE Ray to pick 33!"
No... In that situation, your words should be...
"Buy YOUR OWN ticket. 33."

Screw Ray.
 

Archemetis

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blackfrancis567 said:
Archemetis said:
Dont.
Put.
It.
In.
There.

I'd say about three years ago.
Haha brilliant

OT Eat this you dumb fuck. I would then punch myself to see how quick I ended up in a loony house cause I went mad thinking the future me punched myself
As well as learning the hard way that two objects of the exact same molecular structure cannot occupy the same space, TIME COP style!