5 words to your past self

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Dapper Ninja

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I'd go back about five minutes.

"You've created a time paradox!" *shoots past-self*
or
"Hey, guess who's awesome? Us!" *high-fives past-self*
 

Ph33nix

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DON'T BUY THAT STOCK summer 2008
almost bought several hundred dollars worth of stocks in companies that now would be worth about 80$

or maybe Red Socks Win 2004
or Pats win 01 03 04

or sep 09 u get audi
 

creepy_rabbit

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Stop...fucking..eating!!
took me like 5 years to get rid of the weight i gained during my middle-school years
 

HentMas

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"FUCK THAT ***** YOU IDIOT"

sorry for the language, but thats exactly how i would Yell at my self or i would never understand :p, but to elaborate, about 15 years ago (or more i don´t remember exactly when) I had a girlfriend that i loved with passion, the thing is, i still was a virgin and she wasn´t, well we got to 2nd base, but thats all, we would never do more, the main reason, i was scared, inexperienced and stupid, later she dumped me after a while because she wasn´t getting any, and when i found out that, i felt like a complete idiot, i felt ashamed, i felt less of a man and it made me obsesed with the idea of sex... i have always wondered how my life would had turned out if i had dared to go further in that moment we were both alone in her room and after fooling around for a while i asked her if we could go watch some tv haha
 

Cliff_m85

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E-mantheseeker said:
A real simple scenario: A wizard (yes, a wizard) appears before you and tells you that he can open a window to anytime in the past. The window will only be open for enough time for you to say 5 words (or less) to your past self.

Assuming you take this strange offer from the wizard, what year of your life would you talk to, and what 5 words (or less) will you say?
XM Satellite Febuary Buy Stock


When I was 19.
 

T-Bone24

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Don't be so fucking cynical!

Me, circa the beginning of secondary school. God damn, I just needed to be more outgoing and confident. Maybe then I wouldn't be working on it now.
 

twcblaze

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"Don't buy the car, retard!"

I bought a car when I was still in A-school, and it ended up being the catalyst for my current unemployment and massive debt situation... if I could change one thing, I wouldn't have bought the car.