5 words to your past self

[Supreme Unleaded]

Whose Line Is It Anyway?
about 8 years

I LOVE that show, i just wish they still played it.

I would say, Stocks, Microsoft, Sony, IBM, Good. Of course this would be back in the 80s, I'd be rich. Now to solve the problem of me being born in 96...

 

[Tao_Tzu]

First cow, bet big...twice.
About two years ago, September 30th or so when I was at the casino.

Would've made the difference between a few hundred dollars and a few hundred thousand.

 

[Chaossebba]

Invest in Microsoft. Get rich.

 

[Eyhren]

She does NOT dig anal.

 

[niblik]

2003

"Don't trust her, you sap."

 

[esperandote]

make women friends. excercise. party.

 

[DoctorWhat]

Get. Out. While. You. Can.

XD

 

[AnarchistAbe]

Time: The day before google stock becomes publically traded.

Buy tons of google stock!

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

9th Grade: Stop being so unfathomably lazy

 

[KiLl_RoY]

"Spend more time with her"
Or
"Tell your friends about this!"

Hey, it would be funny to tell people you saw your future self.

 

[mhitman]

Cut yer damn hair stupid

 

[azurawolf]

I would probably go back around a year and a half and tell myself 'Leave him. Go for his friend!'

I probably wouldn't listen to myself but I would save myself a lot of heartache.

 

[JokerboyJordan]

"Get out of the house!"

"One day, you'll be awesome!"

 

[uncle-ellis]

Disregard females, acquire currency.

This except with a loud

"BOY!" at the beginning.

 

[Ph33nix]

Year: Whenever it was Morpheus asked
TAKE THE F'ING BLUE PILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[siege_1302]

"Stand up, be strong, worm."
To me at any point in my life, although the message might get wasted from age 10 and below.

 

[khaimera]

1997

Buy Google Stock! Fuck School.

best advice ever. I can't even think of anything better than this one.

 

[justnotcricket]

Ballet won't supersize your quads =P

To myself about twenty (yes, twenty) years ago, when I was very young and starting gymnastics. Took me ages to tone down the quads I got from nine years of gym... =P