5 words to your past self

[Chipperz]

"Chick in cafe digs you"

When I was 16.

 

[thatstheguy]

"You aren't gonna like it."

6 years ago.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Don't change a thing. Except(I disappear)

Just to be a douche.

 

[TelHybrid]

stop procrastinating on college assignments...

man I was such an under achiever >.<

 

[DR3AMCATCH3R94]

i would say to my ten year old self "Your life is royally fucked!"

 

[Tartarga]

"Whatever you do, don't swear."
Would probably make me a much different, better person.

 

[The Austin]

"Don't buy Dynasty Warriors 6."

I broke out with a 103 fever for the next two days after playing 2 hours of that game.

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Don't be such a idiot.

 

[LynxParadox]

"Learn to defend yoursef"
"Don't be so damn lazy"
Or ask the wizard to give me an hour so i can wirte everything down >.>

 

[Shoes]

Get a fucking haircut

 

[Harkwell]

1) don't do stupid shit, stupid
2) Ask her out, go now!
3) The wizard needs food badly! (guess the reference)

 

[Jerich0]

youre arent really a loser!

 

[Daedalus1942]

Avoid the Living End concert.

 

[Daedalus1942]

"She isnt liying, FUCK HER"

I was extremely conviced this smoking hot girl had AIDS, and she wanted to sleep with me. But i blew her off (because i thought she aids) and she got a blood test a few weeks later and showed me.... i nearly cried.
She hates me now.

hahahahahahahaha... Oh that made my day.

 

[WrathofthePenguin]

Go running you fat fuck

I'd complain constantly about weight problems, breathing problems, knee problems, skin problems, girl problems. I'd blame other things, other people. If I knew then what I know now I'd be golden thus the words "Go running you fat fuck" are the words I'd say to myself

 

[Winter Rat]

Don't Join The Army. August 1, 2000.

 

[Sacman]

Raw steak is not good. I ate a raw steak and I was constipated for about 2 weeks...