5 words to your past self

[Mookie_Magnus]

"Study, and always do homework."

About 2 years ago... Dunno if it would make much difference.

Or this would apply for much more recently.

"Find a new job soon." A few weeks before school started, so I wouldn't have to be looking for one now.

 

[archvile93]

Invest in Google you moron. I think that sums it up.

 

[Ryuk2]

''Oh hi, just saying Hi.''
''Your life will suck forever.''
''Led zeppelin rules!!! Smoke weed!''

 

[sneakypenguin]

Dont buy that mitsubishi 3000gt

 

[hyrulegaybar]

Pushups. Do them. Now. Seriously.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

[sup]You will really love sex.[/sup]

The cake is a lie (though it would be passed onto a very young Susan)

[sup]*grumble grumble* Lucky Susan...*grumble grumble*[/sup]

But would young Susan get the joke? Or is the joke having young Susan not get the joke?

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

To myself a year ago today;
"She Is Not A Woman!"

ha ha ha, only joking. I'd say to myself anytime before now; "You are doing just fine." Because I am brilliant at life!... modest too, not but really I'd say that because everyone needs reassuring and if its coming from the future you know it must be right.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Pushups. Do them. Now. Seriously.

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[Nomad]

1997: "Buy stock in H&M"

 

[hyrulegaybar]

Pushups. Do them. Now. Seriously.

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Welcome to the Escapist!

*shuffles to find official greeting*

Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

So wait, is this what you'd say to your past self?

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Oh! I know...

"Create an account on escapistmagazine.com!"

URLs count as one word! I'd tell this to myself when I got my laptop. A little more than a year ago.

 

[gRiM_rEaPeRsco]

2003: suicide is your best option

 

[Macgyvercas]

"Challenge her more, be assertive."

Refers to my crush in high school. She said the reason it didn't work out was that I didn't challenge her enough.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

I wouldn't say anything, there are things I might want to change, but I'd be afraid it would alter the course of history and I wouldn't have ended up where I am now, and I love where I am in life now.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Pushups. Do them. Now. Seriously.

Welcome to the Escapist!

*shuffles to find official greeting*

Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

So wait, is this what you'd say to your past self?

No, I was welcoming YOU to the Escapist. Howdy!

 

[Gxas]

Learn to study you dipshit.

I think the point would have come across very nicely.

 

[MorsePacific]

"Don't date her. Just don't."

About 4 years ago, in reference to a girl I liked who ended up being totally not worth it.

 

[Simalacrum]

I'd go back to when I'm 15/16, and say "don't go out with her". I'd understand.

 

[Ekonk]

Don't forget to have fun!

 

[Broady Brio]

You WILL get in college.

(A good one anyway.)