5 words to your past self

[notsosavagemessiah]

I'd simply say, "best, and worst decision ever." he'd know what i meant, or "Stay single, going to japan." or, another headache "Vietnamese girl is baaaad news..."

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I'd probably hug myself, brush my hands through my hair, pat my back, and say. "D'aww I was so cute." or "Learn to flirt with girls."

 

[thiosk]

4, 6, 18, 25, 31.

 

[Owlgravy]

"Don't drink the water"

Then this

I'd write up a bunch of stuff and just slip the paper through the portal.

Loopholes, yeah!

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I'd write up a bunch of stuff and just slip the paper through the portal.

Loopholes, yeah!

Maxi... you are brilliant.

I change my answer and do the same thing.

 

[randomrob]

simples, to my 13 year old self in October of 2007, 'Don't! Let! her! go!'

 

[UAProxy]

To myself in 1999: Nine eleven warn of Bush.

 

[Timotei]

[sup]You will really love sex.[/sup]

The cake is a lie (though it would be passed onto a very young Susan)

[sup]*grumble grumble* Lucky Susan...*grumble grumble*[/sup]

But would young Susan get the joke? Or is the joke having young Susan not get the joke?

The joke would be being told that "the cake is a lie" in 1997 and not really getting the joke until a decade later.

 

[cyber_andyy]

Seriously, y'dont wanna see that.

[small] Yes I know I Cheated[/small]

 

[SharPhoe]

Don't feed the Yao Guai.

That is all.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Get your balls out, man.

And I'd say it to me yesterday.

Yea, I'm being a right cock in this thread. Sorry.

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

Don't sleep in car drunk....

I'd still have a license

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Kickboxing. Work. Forget your friends.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Don't go to Loughborough University.

 

[oppp7]

Make the grandfather paradox! Suicide! It would be hilarious to destroy the universe.
Or, Forget the consoles. Buy Warcraft. About... whenever World of Warcraft came out.

 

[Dante_Alucard]

don't drink everclear evvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Jedamethis]

Pineapple
Fish
Drums
Be Awesome.

I'd understand

 

[Admard]

"Take a right at Albuquerque"