5 words to your past self

[E-mantheseeker]

A real simple scenario: A wizard (yes, a wizard) appears before you and tells you that he can open a window to anytime in the past. The window will only be open for enough time for you to say 5 words (or less) to your past self.

Assuming you take this strange offer from the wizard, what year of your life would you talk to, and what 5 words (or less) will you say?

 

[Croaker42]

Armlock, Soggy Miagi, Pants Douch.
I think I would have to go back five years.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

You must burn the rope
Burn their house down tonight
Who the 'ell are you
booga booga I kill you

Nice guy, aren't I?
Doesn't matter, as long as I could scare myself.

Edit: the always popular "I must tell you something"

 

[walls of cetepedes]

"Don't drink it. No, seriously."

That Orange Juice that made me violently ill for a week.
Ugh.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Hit Back!

 

[Cowabungaa]

Start. saving. up. money. NOW! Money is a big problem right now, because I want to study abroad and I'm not sure I could manage it financially. If I would've started saving up more at an earlier age, I might've gotten more money by now to do that.

 

[qazmatoz]

Don't be such a *****. Probably about 10 years ago.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Things will get much better."

 

[Dyp100]

I hope I don't get suspended, but.

Age 12 and STFUB (B is *****.)

I was really whining and I've lost loads of friends over it, but maybe if I had told myself that maybe I wouldn't have found my GF. (Who told me she loved to find a guy who actually expressed his emotions.) Plus I still got some teenage angst left and I even get pissy these days, so maybe it might not have help all the same, just made me believe in magic.

 

[Ninja Tank]

Larissa is not worth it
cause that is my ex that broke my heart very badly last year

 

[El Poncho]

Think something say yourself past.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Think from other people's perspective.

Man life would have been better if I had always done that.

 

[Archemetis]

Dont.
Put.
It.
In.
There.

I'd say about three years ago.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Erm... "I am your future self."

That helps greatly.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

It doesn't get any better... (Middle school)

Get in shape, fat ass. (Middle school. Though I did lose 65 pounds in high school, I would have been much better off if I had started sooner.)

Idiots = Stupid. You = Smart. THINK. (Elementary school - I got bullied a lot. If I had thought to employ an ounce of intellect to my social situations, I might have been better rewarded for my reactions.)

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd go back to when I was about 11-14 and say "Don't be such a coward."

 

[Timotei]

[sup]You will really love sex.[/sup]

The cake is a lie (though it would be passed onto a very young Susan)