___________ In 30 seconds

[AdambotLive]

Here's the name of the game, escapists, describe anything in 30 seconds or less!

I'll start:

Saw (film)
Two guys chained to bathroom. Guy cuts off leg and "Escapes." Guy gets locked in bathroom. Guy probably dies of blood loss from leg. Woman has contraption attatched to head. Woman kills man. Woman survives. Guy dies by shotguns to the head. Guy dies in razor wire. Guy dies by being set alight.

 

[Kodlak]

Is it written in 30 seconds or read in 30 seconds (some people read slower)

Resident Evil(any):Game

Zombies infest place, usually 2 heros. Heros try to escape place usually following/chasing bad guy. Open locked doors, solve puzzles to open doors, and get munched by zombies in the meantime. Finally catch up with bad guy, shoot it a bit, dies. Heroes just manage to escape usually big explosion. Fin.

 

[Hiphophippo]

I thought maybe this was going to be about half minute hero : PC edition.

But now I'm sad.

 

[FranzTyphid]

in 30 seconds i can play the cool bit of plub in baby by muse:3

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Okay then.

Half Life.

A scientificaly named game that puts you as the silent protagonist. You get to crow bar the shit out of everything you see and there are no cutscenes.

I think that about does it.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Chibi Robo
small robot cleans house, humor ensues

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

4 sewer reptiles are taught martial arts by a rat. they fight a brain, a fly, and an evil ninja. daily fivesomes with a hot news reporter.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

I'll bite.

District 9: Guy turns into an Ailen, blows shit up with other ailen.
Zombieland: The Left 4 Dead movie Abridged.
New Moon: Sparkle Sparkle! I'm pretentious! That meens I'm mysterious. Oooooooh....
Taken: Liam Neeson doing pure WIN.
9: Because District was taken from them. Sackboy meets Tim Burton.

 

[Darth Pope]

Every Micheal Bay movie ever:[HEADING=1]EXPLOSION![/HEADING]

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Modern Warfare 2. Shit hits the fan, US gets invaded, not a lot else happens.

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

Michael Bay Films

Cameramen with epilepsy with strobe lights pointed at their faces, and big explosions.

EDIT: I totally got ninja'd.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I've got two!

Forum Games and RP [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/362]

It's where the user-created game threads get posted.

Black Friday (event)

Watch as soccer moms beat each other senseless over the popular kids toys of the year!

 

[rokkolpo]

Not to be a dick but, shouldn't this go under forum games??

OT: 2012

SHIT GETS BLOWED UP!!!

did that take you 30 seconds.

 

[T-Bone24]

Any romantic comedy:

Man meets woman. This is comedy half, where bumbling man fails to woo woman. Woman eventually warms to man, then when everything goes swimmingly, man reveals something he has done earlier in the film. This makes woman mad. Cue romantic half of film, as man pleas for woman to return (usually in rain). They get together, marriage optional. THE END

 

[A Weary Exile]

Every Micheal Bay movie ever:[HEADING=1]EXPLOSION![/HEADING]

I think it goes a little something like this:

Doucebaggy humor[HEADING=1]EXPLOSIONS![/HEADING]Cliches and hot chicks [HEADING=1]EXPLOSIONS!![/HEADING] more doucebaggy humor.

 

[roflchopter]

in 30 seconds i can play the cool bit of plub in baby by muse:3

*cough* plug. butttttttt gained respect for you. bad ass song.

 

[AdambotLive]

Is it written in 30 seconds or read in 30 seconds (some people read slower)

Read in 30 seconds or less. You can spend as long as you want writing it.

Here's another one:

Halo storyline
Aliens invade earth. Humans & aliens find wierd HAX thing that blows up everything. Humans stop them activating it. Humans destroy biggest one, and somehow end up surviving.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Obscure refference, but every single Warcraft based book:

plot
action sequence
unneeded romantic tension
betrayl
more romantic tension
action sequence
climax
50 page summary of everything that happens after that( the above half takes about 300 pages)
unneeded cliffhanger ending

 

[Sassafrass]

Hot Fuzz

Man gets moved from police force in London to Stanford police force, murders happen, he finds correct suspect, gets attacked, finds conspiracy, leaves then comes back, Massive gunfight, ends.

I may have missed some stuff out there but it had to be done/read in less then 30 seconds.
All equals awesome, though.