___________ In 30 seconds

[MercenaryCanary]

Watchmen In 30 Seconds
In Internets speak

Funny guy gets thrown out a window, guy with moving mask does shit, blue dude with balls, hot chick with owl dude, flashbacks, lets go to mars, OMG its Nixon, more flashbacks, hey guys lets all go to Antartica, omg you blew up the city AND saved the world, wtf nooo Rorschach!


... Please don't attack me for that.

 

[Mozared]

There used to be a more interesting thread with the same topic on /b/ some time ago. "If you watch X backwards...". It was pretty hilarious. "If you watch Lord Of The Rings backwards, it's about two guys who find a ring and take it home" and stuff like that.

Anyway, as for on-topicness...

The Lord of the Rings in 30 seconds:
Midget finds ring, old guy tells midget the ring needs to be dropped into a volcano to prevent WW0.5. Midget and friends set off towards volcano. Couple of Humans, an Elf and a Dwarf join him, one Human dies, evil floating eye attacks a few cities, evil wizard's house gets flooded by giant walking trees, Midget finds volcano, drops in ring, happy end.

 

[RanD00M]

Taken: Liam Neeson doing pure WIN.

Isn't that every Liam Neeson movie ever made?

OT:
Schindler's List:Liam Neeson dose business.Then saves allot of Jews through his business.
Batman Begins:Liam Neeson kicks Batman's ass.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace:Liam Neeson is the only likable character.Get's killed of in the middle of it.
Darkman:Liam Neeson dose super heroy things.

 

[Audun]

Every Final Destination movie

Death is awesome

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

Every Final Destination movie

Death is awesome

in detail:
your dead, your dead, your dead, your dead, your dead, your dead, you live, we all think your going to live - but you die the most shocking death.

 

[AdambotLive]

Any of the main questlines in oblivion

Do lots of quests for that questline, the main leader in that questline gets something bad happened to them (discharged,dies,etc) you do final few quests & become leader

 

[Sassafrass]

Transformers 2:
Robots, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, Megan Fox's boobs, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, More Robots, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, The end.

I'm quite sure you missed out a few EXPLOSIONS there.
Not to nit-pick or anything...

 

[AdambotLive]

Transformers 2:
Robots, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, Megan Fox's boobs plastic, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, More Robots, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, The end.

Fixed for you.

 

[Dahni]

TO MARS.



thats all the input i can give to this.

 

[The AI]

Oblivion: You're a guy in prison. Captain Picard dressed up as a king comes and accidentally lets you out of prison and you follow him through the sewers. He gets killed by a cult and you escape into the wild. Then you walk around doing whatever you want, which may or may not include closing the gates of hell.

F.E.A.R: You're a government agent on some sort of bad acid trip. You can slow down time and imitate Jackie Chan to kill your enemies, who are all generic clones. Oh, and this creepy little girl keeps showing up and making your acid trip worse.

Total War series: You're a king for some reason. Conquer shit.

Dragon Age: You're a member of the Grey Wardens (AKA the rangers), an elite group of warriors trying to save Ferelden (AKA Middle-earth) from the Darkspawn horde (AKA the Orcs), who are lead by the Archdemon (AKA some weird cross between Smaug the Dragon and Sauron).

Bioshock:

Spoiler

Would you kindly?

 

[Becoming Insane]

Any given episode of Rosario + Vampire (the anime version):
Tsukune! Moka-san! Tsukune! Moka-san! Tsukune! Moka-san! Kapuchuuu! Arrrghblabble! Introducton to the Monster of the Week! 26 pantyshots! Fight scene! 26 more pantyshots! Tsukune! Moka-san! Tsukune! Moka-san! Tsukune! Moka-san! Kapuchuuu! Arrrghblabble!

 

[Deleted]

Pokemon:

Kid runs away from home with magic pet and competes in a tounament-type battle against the whole nation while thwarting the evil plans of a group of people and battling his rival.

Eh, not as funny as yours.

 

[Teraspark]

Fallout 3 - Get shat out, grow up, find dad, befriend the Incredible Hulk, get chatty with AI, die.

Assassin's Creed - Find target, kill target, run away, repeat.

Ratchet and Clank - Blow crap up, realise there's a story, blow crap up, attempt to follow the story, blow crap up, conclude that there is no need for a story, blow more crap up.

 

[Lullabye]

Any given episode of Rosario + Vampire (the anime version):
Tsukune! Moka-san! Tsukune! Moka-san! Tsukune! Moka-san! Kapuchuuu! Arrrghblabble! Introducton to the Monster of the Week! 26 pantyshots! Fight scene! 26 more pantyshots! Tsukune! Moka-san! Tsukune! Moka-san! Tsukune! Moka-san! Kapuchuuu! Arrrghblabble!

XD i just watched an episode...and its soooo true!

lets see....
I'll try Naruto:

Bi-polar super offspring ninja child consecutively fails to have sex with his emo asian (boy)friend....he does get to first base though.

 

[cartoonlovinaspiekid]

Transformer rise of the Fallen:

STAR GATE ATLANTIS MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

 

[CMon]

This'll be fun:

Modern Warfare 2 plot in a nutshell: You get drafted to shoot civilians only it's for a good cause cuz' you're american and they're Russian but the Russian guy you're not really working for shoots you and suddenly everything's your fault and Russia invades america.

Wizardry 8: Six people that are not you but controlled by you crash with their spaceship on an RPG-planet where like twenty different factions are battling for power of everything and in the end your guys win in one way or another.

2012: America earthquakes and volcanoes itself to death before getting hit by a tsunami. John Cusack and some Russians fly to Tibet and get on board some huge fucking ship and goes to Africa because apparently that's the place to be right now.

The Hangover: The weirdo stuffs Ecstasy into the drinks on a bachelor party only it's rape drugs and not X and then they wake up and the bachelor is gone, and there's a tiger in the bathroom and Mike Tyson is really pissed at them.

Chaos Theory: Some manic compulsive guy breaks down because he's too much of a pussy and his wife is too much of a ***** and then he does all these crazy things that are not as much crazy as they're average sort-of-cool. The Yes Man without the lulz.


Heh, I can't seem to get three lines

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

I'll be ambitious here and go for Metal Gear SOlid 4:


Ok here goes, 30 seconds...

Snake has a moustache.

done.

 

[Spitfire175]

Taken: Liam Neeson doing pure WIN.

Isn't that every Liam Neeson movie ever made?

OT:
Schindler's List:Liam Neeson dose business.Then saves allot of Jews through his business.
Batman Begins:Liam Neeson kicks Batman's ass.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace:Liam Neeson is the only likable character.Get's killed of in the middle of it.
Darkman:Liam Neeson dose super heroy things.

Oh my, they're all true.