A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[Gasaraki]

"That guy said that if I gave him my escape pod and stayed here on earth it would start raining cookies...where the fu-"

 

[Zing]

Start singing. What would I sing you ask?

Take on me, take on me
Take me on, take on me
I'll be gone, in a day or TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0-SPLAT!

 

[RatRace123]

What the hell? Did it get darker?

 

[Railgun88]

To piss of the people who escaped, "You're all LOSING!!". Sry but I would have to seeing as how they didn't wait for me.

 

[lorkoer]

"Well I can say this now: shit piss tits **** cocksucker ************ fuck turd and twat."

I love George Carlin!

As for my last words I would probably yell SPIRITBOMB!!!!!! and pretend Im blowing up the planet.

 

[Chunko]

"Phew, thank god we managed to trick all those useless bastards in to leaving. Party!"

Quoted for truth.

 

[Firefoxmccoy]

"What is love?"

OR

At least I have chicken."

Yeah... refrences.

 

[Korten12]

"Oh Shi---..." XD

 

[Ossum]

"We apologize for the inconvenience."

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Well, it looks like that tractor beam did work.

 

[Captain Epic]

I blame SCIENCE for letting this happen.

 

[sailor_960]

I regret nothing!

 

[LeQuack_Is_Back]

(Looks up)
"Really? And on Monday no less."

 

[The Random One]

I bite the apple, of course. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002146]

 

[F-I-D-O]

"Why is the sun getting closer? Why is it broOOOOOHHHHSHITTTTT-"
On a more realistic note
"Don't stop believing in that the rock will suddenly be sucked in a black hole/change course"

 

[Fbuh]

"We've got front row seats to the end of the world!"

 

[Generator]

"Fine! I didn't wanna go in your stupid escape pods anyways!"

or possibly

"Exactly, Flo, exactly!" (for the one person who will get it)

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

"We've got front row seats to the end of the world!"

Spoiler: Oh this is something you should definetaly NOT click on.

THEN THE OLD GUY SACRIFICES HIMSELF TO BLOW UP THE METEOR

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

"Oh come the fuck on..."

 

[EboMan7x]

"WELL THANKS A FUCKING LOT GUYS!"