A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[Berserker119]

"Peculiartity"

 

[Blue Musician]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

Nooooooooo! NOT ZOIDBERG!!!!

OT: "Everyone's an idiot!"
"I'm the forgotten son of Yahtzee"
"GAME OVER!"

 

[Aptspire]

*takes out detonator**in tune* I'll take all you sons a bictes when i go.

Cookie if you get the referance

I heard that from Squidbillies, but i'm not sure where else

mine would be: "Beatrice! Say it in red! 'A meteor will hit the Earth in <15 seconds!' If you can't, then it won't happen!"
"To all escape pods out there...: DO A BARREL ROLL "
"If you meet aliens...tell them I said 'Hi!'
'Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate!"

 

[Thrane]

What if its the otherway around

Family Reunion - 1999
George Carlin - Early 90'

Sorry.

To be exact. The 7 dirty words monologue is from 1972. ^^

 

[VonBrewskie]

Well, at least I won't have to read all of the flame wars on SOCOM.com once Move comes out.

 

[hurfdurp]

BYE.

 

[joshuaayt]

"Looks like we're *sunglasses* Goin' down in flames."
That, or
"I find it odd that you have time enough to set up a planetary recording system, capable of hearing any word uttered by anyone, but not more escape pods."
I mean, that would have taken them a while, and whilst I'm sure they wouldn't have been able to save everyone, they could have made at least a few more pods. Or even extended existing ones.

 

[Marik2]

"I laugh at Death"

Then I laugh.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

The first 15 seconds to Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos by I set my friends on fire.

 

[RanD00M]

What if its the otherway around

Family Reunion - 1999
George Carlin - Early 90'

Sorry.

To be exact. The 7 dirty words monologue is from 1972. ^^

Which just helps further prove my point.

 

[VonBrewskie]

*takes out detonator**in tune* I'll take all you sons a bictes when i go.

Cookie if you get the referance

I heard that from Squidbillies, but i'm not sure where else

mine would be: "Beatrice! Say it in red! 'A meteor will hit the Earth in <15 seconds!' If you can't, then it won't happen!"
"To all escape pods out there...: DO A BARREL ROLL "
"If you meet aliens...tell them I said 'Hi!'
'Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate!"

I would also gather all of the Monty Python DVDs I could find and cover myself with them in the hopes the the heat wave from the meteor would encase me in liquid comedy for all eternity.

 

[ResiEvalJohn]

I would be that guy right under the asteroid who looks up and goes - "OH SHI----" *KABOOM!!!*

 

[Jodah]

"F*** me. F*** me sideways."

 

[jobobob]

"Jobobob was the best man in the world, and saved countless children from this flaming rock by making an escape pod."

What they don't know wont hurt them.

 

[Zing]

I'm too awesome not to be in those escape pods...living.

With that in mind I refuse to answer.

 

[HellbirdIV]

I would look up at the approaching meteor, raise my arms to the burning sky, and call it out on the spot.

"BRING IT OOOOOON!"

 

[geldonyetich]

"Very well, creation, if that's how you want to play this."

 

[Icehearted]

Pi is exactly three!

 

[v3n0mat3]

"Burn baby burn, Disco Inferno"
"FIIIIIIRE"
"*Maniacal laughter*"
"*Slide whistle*"

 

[Tddawg25]

If i loved you i told you already... if i didnt... burn in hell lmao