A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....
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Your impending death isn't any excuse for being rude and not asking before engaging in intercourse.Sovvolf said:
In your perfect world though, she'd probably be the one jumping your bones, I imagine.
Of course, in the real world, there'd probably be a big ex-con standing right behind you, thinking the same exact thing as you... only, with men.
Life has a funny sense of humour.
in any case I would want the meteor to hit me, in the open, directly
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!"
*wile pointing*
or
"you wanna get nuts!?!? okay pal! lets get nuts!"
"KAMEHAMEHADOKEN!"
"enough talk! have at you!"
"final battle: FIGHT!"
"YOU DO NOT KILL SANE!!! SANE KILL YOU!!!"
"thunda cats! HOOOOOOOO!"
"ban...kai!"
"Its morphin' time muthaf***a"
"yo! she-*****! lets go!"
*any of these before I actually attack the asteroid*
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!"
*wile pointing*
or
"you wanna get nuts!?!? okay pal! lets get nuts!"
"KAMEHAMEHADOKEN!"
"enough talk! have at you!"
"final battle: FIGHT!"
"YOU DO NOT KILL SANE!!! SANE KILL YOU!!!"
"thunda cats! HOOOOOOOO!"
"ban...kai!"
"Its morphin' time muthaf***a"
"yo! she-*****! lets go!"
*any of these before I actually attack the asteroid*
"F u and the escape pod you rode away on, f yo' mama, yo' daddy, your brothers, your sisters, this earth and that mother fin rock hell, f all of ya left on this motherin fin rock with me!!!"
"Lord, deliver me from this rock and I will never masturbate again...after this one last ti..."
Grabs nuke and shoots it escape pods "if i'm gonna die, all yall bastards comin with me!"
Grabs 1,000 nukes and shoots it at the meteor "I win!"
Runs over to the point of where the Meteor will impact "First!"
"Lord, deliver me from this rock and I will never masturbate again...after this one last ti..."
Grabs nuke and shoots it escape pods "if i'm gonna die, all yall bastards comin with me!"
Grabs 1,000 nukes and shoots it at the meteor "I win!"
Runs over to the point of where the Meteor will impact "First!"
I would like to say a multiple things, whatever comes to mind first:
"Glory to the Hypnotoad"
"Fuck you, I won the game"
"This is Sparta!" *proceed to kick meteor as it crushes me*
*fire at the meteor with my machine gun* " I've got a bullet with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing till I find it!"
and finally, I would probably curse all my friends and family for leaving me and start slamming my face into a wall
"Glory to the Hypnotoad"
"Fuck you, I won the game"
"This is Sparta!" *proceed to kick meteor as it crushes me*
*fire at the meteor with my machine gun* " I've got a bullet with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing till I find it!"
and finally, I would probably curse all my friends and family for leaving me and start slamming my face into a wall
1)Scream 'FUCK DA POLICE' at the top of my lungs
2)Sing this part from Still Alive:"This was a triumph,I'm making a note here,huge sucess."*world explodes*
3)Hold my index finger up and say 'fgsfds'
4)Yell 'WE ALL LOST THE GAME'
5)Say 'Good luck,I'm behind 7 proxies!'
6)
DOMO WILL SURIVE IT ALL
Edot-OH GOD I DOUBLE POSTED
2)Sing this part from Still Alive:"This was a triumph,I'm making a note here,huge sucess."*world explodes*
3)Hold my index finger up and say 'fgsfds'
4)Yell 'WE ALL LOST THE GAME'
5)Say 'Good luck,I'm behind 7 proxies!'
6)
Edot-OH GOD I DOUBLE POSTED
Of course... Can't forget my manners. So that's:Booze Zombie said:
Finding a woman(that isn't related).
Convincing her to have sex with me.
Getting undressed (or at least enough clothes off to make it plausible)
Then starting to do the deed.
Within 15 seconds.
I doubt she'll accept the words "Look a meteor, 15 seconds, Quick lets have sex".
If you succeeded and blew up the asteroid you would have saved the earth and can now crown yourself king...Or watch helplessly as the planet gets pulverized by a meteor shower.Snotnarok said:
OT: I probably not think of anything good to say until long after the fact so hopefully the meteor will burn up in the atmosphere and be the size of a small dog's head by the time it actually makes an impact on earth.
@ Spectre7077: Don't worry about it. Australia can't either.
I guess you had best be more prepared than "theory-you" in this scenario.Sovvolf said:
Have a female friend and "jokingly" say to her "if a meteorite is going to destroy the world, you and me have gotta do it and hard", you've got your bases covered in real life.
Might want to save this for a female friend who brings up stuff like meteorites destroying the planet so it doesn't seem too awkward a joke.
