A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[Mr Thin]

I thought of another!

"I CAST FLARE!" at the last possible moment.

Yeah, I know, but it deserved to be here.

 

[Sovvolf]

I guess you had best be more prepared than "theory-you" in this scenario.

Have a female friend and "jokingly" say to her "if a meteorite is going to destroy the world, you and me have gotta do it and hard", you've got your bases covered in real life.
Might want to save this for a female friend who brings up stuff like meteorites destroying the planet so it doesn't seem too awkward a joke.

That didn't work out so well for Jay. Maybe I could go all independence day on her.

Me: You don't want to die a virgin do you?.
Girl: I'm not a virgin.
Me: Close enough.

 

[yankeefan19]

"We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I..."

 

[brass munkey]

"Zeppelin rules"

 

[Amaria]

Naturally, I would find the closest guy that isn't related to me and kiss him. If he asks why, I'll cheerfully reply that if I'm going to die anyway, I might as well cheer somebody up in the process.

... If he asks me to take off my shirt and show him my breasts or to pitifully try (it's not like we would have time to, anyway) to have sex with him, however, I would spend whatever time left making sure that he would die before I did. Then I would spend the last seconds of my life laughing over his corpse. Hey, I'd want to die happy too!

If there was no eligible guy nearby, I would probably just shrug, and say something incredibly geeky, like, "I hope the re-spawn point isn't too far away.", "And I just paid my armor repair bill too...", or "It's OVER 9000!!!"

 

[DSK-]

"There is no problem that can withstand sustained thinking" - I think it is poignant and rather ironic.

Otherwise I would probably say my favourite quote that I say all the time IRL in my Duke Nukem accent: "I've got balls of steel~"

 

[XAdrianX]

Last words?

How about last actions in stead?

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq84/DurrHurr/characters/minus.png

hmmm. that reminds me of FLCL, have you ever heard of it? (its an anime, one of the best to)

 

[The Bum]

*takes out detonator**in tune* I'll take all you sons a bictes when i go.

Cookie if you get the referance

 

[XAdrianX]

wait, Im going to change mine to:

*Drop on my knees giving the meteor the midle finger with both hands*

THE CAKE WASNT A LIE YOU MOTHERF***RS!!!!!!

 

[Godhead]

"Heh, good thing all those escape pods were rigged to blow in half an hour."

Edit: Actually I want to change mine out for a Tom Green ending. "4CCHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN"

 

[twcblaze]

"Hey guys, I was just in the bathroom, what happened while I was gone? ... Anyone? 'The hell are you all looking at?"

 

[Gudrests]

id get ready with a baseball bat....and hit it back....into the escape pods...Assholes

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Last words?

How about last actions in stead?

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq84/DurrHurr/characters/minus.png

hmmm. that reminds me of FLCL, have you ever heard of it? (its an anime, one of the best to)

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq84/DurrHurr/characters/flcl.jpg

I've seen it, yes.

 

[0p3rati0n]

"I died glorious death. While you son of a *static* go out in space, jerk off, and die dishonorably to the morals of man! So *more static* you! I'm going to heaven! *static breaks the communication and earth is destroyed*"

Edit- "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!"

or

"I'm going to come back as a ghost and gibbs slap all of you bastards!"

 

[Some_Jackass]

"Insert snazzy one-liner!"

 

[Hemlet]

I'd either start singing "Holy Diver" or hold up the nearest stick Highlander style and yell "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"

 

[ww666]

1) So Sephiroth now that you finally got to throw a fucking meteor at Earth are you happy?

2) ALL YOUR BASE ARE NOW BELONG TO US!!

3) Seriously, that meteor is taking a lot longer than 15 seconds to fall.

or the best I could come up with saddly:

4) Hey, I found a way to stop the meteor you can come back now. (Suckers)

 

[Hammerlock97]

I'm commander Shepard

 

[A velociraptor]

Okay first off I love that song, thank you for reminding me about it.

You are oh so welcome.

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

The worrying thing is when I saw the title of this thread, my initial thought was 'Oh crap, really?!'

Luckily it turns out that I am not about to fry, so I shall leave you with these last word(s).
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

YES! I was thinking this!

Besides that however, I would logically assume the roll of a revolutionary speaker.

"Follow Evolution, it dies here, but it lives on!" Or something like that, i will have to work on that...