A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....
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"Can't say life didn't rock. YEAAAAAAAAH!"
"Great balls of fire. YEAAAAAH!"
"I've always wanted to feel like a dinosaur. YEAAAAAAH!"
"Great balls of fire. YEAAAAAH!"
"I've always wanted to feel like a dinosaur. YEAAAAAAH!"
yeah prob the same here i guess? but i'll rather not be recording any stuff, and instead embrace said person as the countdown to doom ticks away and whisper it softly to her... but that's just me...MelasZepheos said:
that or given that there are escape pods, i'll prob have died trying to sneak her into one or something...so i wont be around for the final 15 secs...
"this is the song that never ends.....
"you know I probably should have planed something to say for right now"
"you up there in the pods listen because this is important play it in schools, to children to whomever you can you are about to hear thousands of years of human history burn"
"quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur"
"you know I probably should have planed something to say for right now"
"you up there in the pods listen because this is important play it in schools, to children to whomever you can you are about to hear thousands of years of human history burn"
"quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur"
I think you may have just made my evening. Thank you so much.Triforceformer said:
Well, with nothing better to do, I'd probably start singing the theme song from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire. It's as good an option as any, seeing as how the whole world will be gone.
Either sing some Journey "Don't stop believing. Hold on to that feeling!".
or get everyone to lose "The game".
or make a reference "Holy! Lifestream! Sephiroth!!"
or get everyone to lose "The game".
or make a reference "Holy! Lifestream! Sephiroth!!"
"I got it I got it I got it I got-"BLAM!
"Why is everyone running away?"
"Not in the face!"
"Fucking son of a *****"
"With my last breath, I cur-"
"Woah."
"See? I told you! I told you! I told you a meteor was com-"
"Why is everyone running away?"
"Not in the face!"
"Fucking son of a *****"
"With my last breath, I cur-"
"Woah."
"See? I told you! I told you! I told you a meteor was com-"
"To any aliens that hear this, all surviving humans are douche bags. Feel free to shoot them with lasers, or eat them, or insult their mommas."
"In preparation for a zombie apocalypse i stocked food, water, shotguns, rifles, chainsaws, machine guns, and enough ammo to make all the 1st world countries in the world jealous. Who would have thought that the real apocalypse only needed a baseball bat."
"Uh guys. You know those escape pods you guys are riding? there are a few million of them right? well a couple of them are actually nuclear suicide missiles set to home in on meteor. They have a very large explosion radius"
"15 seconds to live. Let me take this time to recite all the worlds written literature in a faster-than-light flash. eujhfbIhdfujdnfkjabfoiuDFBLDBFSDIJFBUKYFBASDHGFVDIUFVGYBKUVDUYHFBVAKUYHFVBdfjhdsgfosyhdu. i hope you got all that."
"In preparation for a zombie apocalypse i stocked food, water, shotguns, rifles, chainsaws, machine guns, and enough ammo to make all the 1st world countries in the world jealous. Who would have thought that the real apocalypse only needed a baseball bat."
"Uh guys. You know those escape pods you guys are riding? there are a few million of them right? well a couple of them are actually nuclear suicide missiles set to home in on meteor. They have a very large explosion radius"
"15 seconds to live. Let me take this time to recite all the worlds written literature in a faster-than-light flash. eujhfbIhdfujdnfkjabfoiuDFBLDBFSDIJFBUKYFBASDHGFVDIUFVGYBKUVDUYHFBVAKUYHFVBdfjhdsgfosyhdu. i hope you got all that."
If I had the proper time, I would try my best to have my last 15 seconds on earth as poetic as possible. If I didn't have the time, some sort of variation of the word "F***" would do.
I look directly at the ball of flaming death, pull my girlfriend behind me and yell as loud as i can "KAAAAAMEEEE-HAAAAAMEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and then shake my hands ferociously waiting for the giant laser to blast out of my palm and save the world.