A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

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diablo523

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Frank(even if nobody named Frank is around), it looks like *puts on sunglasses* we're toast.
 

Bobipine

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More probable answer (I hope):
"Oh well...."

Jokelike still interesting:
"Life's a piece of ****, when you look at it, life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show keep 'em laughin' as you got. 'cause remember that the last laugh is on you!" (or how far I can go before death... and with 15 seconds before collision... the moment you see it the heat kills you.. so that's less then 15 seconds top)
 

Deadlock Radium

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Enkidu88 said:
"I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS PEOPLE!"

The only good thing about 2012 was that line. :p
That retarded looking hug a man gave another man when those "boats" made it through that waterwave was the most funny part imo.

OT: "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna turn around and desert you."
That last part must then burn in the survivor's hearts.
 

Theron Julius

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Escape pods to where? Mars?!

Well I would use my time bending technology to stop time and proceed to deconstruct the meteor using several drones. I would save the earth and no one would know. And yes of course there are space drones, we already have escape pods from a planet. As for the time bending technology, well that trademarked so I can't tell you. The most I can say is that it is powered by the energy of 10,000 cubes of unknown material.

If that failed somehow my last words would be "I blame the spheres!".
 

SalamanderJoe

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I'd give Apache Chief a call, equip him with a telegraph pole, and get him ready to "bater up punk!"

Or something like that...maybe the Hulk instead if Apache Chief is busy.
 

Fraught

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"Oh shit, oh shit, there's only 15 seconds. God damn, I want to say something clever, but shit, I'm so nervous I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!"

Honestly, if I would think of something, I would have to think of something, but when I would be set into such a situation, I would probably be freaking out, instead of saying something...clever.
 

Enigmers

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"I guess I really shouldn't have pressed the big red button that says 'Do not press'..."