A Girl Named Megatron

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Well apart from the fact I shall actually threaten my children with horrific name change so they shall turn out as productive members of society, I think that naming your child "Megatron", even if it's cruel, is still hilarious.
 

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Well there's this girl in Sweden called Metallica for one, or a boy in Germany called Atomfrieden (translates to Nuclear Peace).

What I find extremely hilarous though, is parents giving all of their children similar names.
Like there's always these 5 siblings at our local skate park, whose names are Carlos, Carmen, Carla, Carl and Carmelia. Their father's name is, you guessed it, Karlo (with a K, presumably for koolness). I kid you not.
In the same vein my former history teacher's kids are called Jasper, Julian, Jonas and Jannik.

Oh and the german minister of economy is called Karl-Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg.
 

stonethered

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great thread.
and i think i know how the parents are thinking when they come up with these names.
i plan to name my son fred flint, and my last name is stone so, yea.
daughter will be Petra, in honor of enders game.
 

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clicketycrack said:
I once met a girl named Latrina. I think her parents were crack heads.
They changed it in the 9th century. Used to be shit-house.
 

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Shapsters said:
pimppeter2 said:
Date her fool!
Date her and marry her! Opportunities like this don't arise very often!

And in 3 years leave her for Optimus Prime, she lives down the street!
Because its not her selfish father that is the nerd...
 

Spectrum_Prez

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Socken said:
What I find extremely hilarous though, is parents giving all of their children similar names.
Like there's always these 5 siblings at our local skate park, whose names are Carlos, Carmen, Carla, Carl and Carmelia. Their father's name is, you guessed it, Karlo (with a K, presumably for koolness). I kid you not.
In the same vein my former history teacher's kids are called Jasper, Julian, Jonas and Jannik.
Asian families do that too, five of my cousins have a name starting with the same character, so do my father and his brothers.

When I lived in China, I met a lot of Queenies for some reason. Also, a lot of restaurants made their waiters take English names pulled at random out of a dictionary. Pizza Hut had one lady named Milk, another named Yoyo, and numerous Cats/Kitties. A friend claims to have been introduced to someone at a party named CocoMan.

Also, in primary school, there was a guy in my class called Richard DeKay. We called him Rich though, more preferable alternative and all that.
 

Valiance

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Yeah, pics like that are what spoiler tags are for, guys.

Anyway, probably Samus (yep, Samus) or Spyro.
 

Danik93

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there is a guy in Asia that have the last name "Batman" and a Swedish guy's name in "Blåbär" (Blueberry) and another guy in Sweden have the name "Tung Pung" (heavy balls)
 

JanatUrlich

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Apparantly there's an American politician called

Rusty Bumgardner

I dunno if it's true or not, but my politics teacher swears it is
 

Khedive Rex

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If I ever had a son I think I'd call him Leondar. And I would never merely say his name, I would shout it in a triumphant battlecry.

LEONDAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!

Apart from that though, I know a dude named Laser. He's pretty cool.
 

Cpt. Red

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crazyhaircut94 said:
Animated Rope said:
"Jag döper dig till träskalle"

I remember the exact words and gestures of my teacher explaining that you can't name people just anything.

With that being said, my nephew is named after a figure in norse mythology. edit: (Or whatever you should call it. I prefer "asatro" but that's a swedish word.)
I think it's just cool though.
Ultra_Caboose said:
HOLY CRAP!!

This post make me laugh my ass off. It made me think of this girl from back when I was in school. Whenever she talked she was completely monotone, and my friends and I called her Megatron. She never got the reference.

No, I'm not kidding, either.
I've done worse than that. =p
*gasp* You're Swedish!? So am I!
Me too...

OT: I knew a girl named Yrsa... Apparently its the name of some heroin in some old Scandinavian legend that I have never heard of...
 

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My real name is pretty weird, but I won't and I'll be quite surprised if someone who knows me posts it.

Megatron? I sense an icebreaker.
 

Angel Emfrbl

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Hans Clappe (German comes out; Hands Clap). My cousins teacher at highschool was called Chily To (I think its spelt right... Comes out "Silly Toe" whatever, which is why my cousin called her "Funny Foot"). One of my ancestors had 7 sons all called William (spelling?), thats just wierd. My bro is called "Giles" which is a surname.