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[FPLOON]

Not you too FPLOON!
Your syllables are totes wrong!
Now fix it you fool!

What-the-what-huh what?
What are you talking about?
Is it due to "slang"?

*checks "Syllables" book*
*Re-checks the syllable count*
*Still "Dazed and Confused"*

 

[username sucks]

Fuck "overrated"!
The bane of modern English...
Cheap-ass criticism...

Check that last line there.
I counted six syllables.
That is all for now.

 

[EilaliE]

My laptop is fine.
Not going to question how.
Celebration time! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M&feature=youtu.be&t=34s]

 

[FPLOON]

Fuck "overrated"!
The bane of modern English...
Cheap-ass criticism...

Check that last line there.
I counted six syllables.
That is all for now.

*Re-checks yet again*
*Counts all of the syllables*
<link=http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/criticism>*Has a good-ass laugh*

Now, to scratch one's head,
Pick up a dictionary,
And yell "What the fuck?"

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I need modern friends.
My old Escapists have left.
Incoming requests.

 

[username sucks]

Fuck "overrated"!
The bane of modern English...
Cheap-ass criticism...

Check that last line there.
I counted six syllables.
That is all for now.

*Re-checks yet again*
*Counts all of the syllables*
<link=http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/criticism>*Has a good-ass laugh*

Now, to scratch one's head,
Pick up a dictionary,
And yell "What the fuck?"

That site is stupid.
Just say it. Criticism.
It's four syllables.

 

[FPLOON]

Fuck "overrated"!
The bane of modern English...
Cheap-ass criticism...

Check that last line there.
I counted six syllables.
That is all for now.

*Re-checks yet again*
*Counts all of the syllables*
<link=http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/criticism>*Has a good-ass laugh*

Now, to scratch one's head,
Pick up a dictionary,
And yell "What the fuck?"

That site is stupid.
Just say it. Criticism.
It's four syllables.

Well, then... I guess my
DICTONARY is also
Stupid as well, man...[footnote]Ah... finding the flaws / Between the spoken language / And the written... one...[/footnote]

I'm sorry, Webster...
My friend's calling you out, yo!
Criticize that, boy![footnote]I think I now know / Why certain words are never / Used in haikus... *laughs*[/footnote]

Note: that last haiku
Is challenging Webster to
A syllable-off...

 

[username sucks]

Okay, I give up.
Say -cism with one syllable.
I just don't know how.

 

[EilaliE]

Note to future self:
Do not mess with drunk people.
I'm serious, me.

 

[FPLOON]

Okay, I give up.
Say -cism with one syllable.
I just don't know how.

Maybe... Just maybe...
The "m" used to be silent...
Or was it the "s"?

Anyway, for now...
That word shall NEVER be used...
In future haikus...

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Syllables. Count 'em.
Fuh-Ploon. That's how I say it.
My haiku, my rules.

 

[FPLOON]

Syllables. Count 'em.
Fuh-Ploon. That's how I say it.
My haiku, my rules.

*squees with so much glee*
Someone can say my name right!
Hug me, B. Tee-fus!

 

[EilaliE]

What to write about?
Perhaps I will write about..
my new cat beanie.

It's just a beanie,
with cat ears. Since cats are gods:
I'm now a goddess.

 

[FPLOON]

The House of Haiku
Has elected their new king...
His name is Cory?

 

[EilaliE]

Another moment.
Feeling very nostalgic,
Without a reason.

 

[FPLOON]

When is a movie
A good movie if it fails
As a great movie?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Jay and Silent Bob.
When you see those two boneheads.
Good, but no greatness.

 

[FPLOON]

Glob dammit, router!
Quit turning yourself off! *sighs*
I'm going to bed...

 

[EilaliE]

Lately, I've seen you
Reading my haikus. I thought:
"I should say hello."

So from me, to you.
Here it comes: Hello!
You better reply.

 

[username sucks]

Lately, I've seen you
Reading my haikus. I thought:
"I should say hello."

So from me, to you.
Here it comes: Hello!
You better reply.

And now I reply.
I don't know if you meant me,
But it matters not.

So here's my haiku.
Made especially for you.
Need five syllables.