A request for Yahtzee from a ZP fan who just wasted 10 hours of his life... (Resistance 2)

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SnowCold

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PureChaos said:
that's why i don't let critic scores decide what games i buy, it's all down to personal preference.
Quoting Yahtzee doesn't make you cool
 

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Xaositect said:
Will you PC Nazi's stop with your facist rants on the controllers for first person shooters. I play both PC and Console shooters, and I prefer the controller and can manage just fine. I find it offers more precision FOR ME instead of mouse and keyboard. Instead of trying to make out something is wrong with them, why not own up and just accept YOU are personally shit with them. Im no hotshot with a mouse and keyboard, mainly because I cant get my head around using a text input device and a device used to navigate a PC interface to control a computer game.

As for the point in question, its already been pointed out that a fan request here likely isnt going to be heard. You should probably join the other Resistance 2 fans/haters and bombard Yahtzee's email address if thats still how its done.
So it's perfectly okay to be a console elitist, but whine about PC elitists? Here's my take on the idea:

"You're both retarded. Stop fighting."

As for the OP, I don't think it's necessary for Yahtzee to review Resistance 2, as you've done a pretty good job of it.

VoltySquirrel said:
Not every kid under 16 is a complete dbag.
*snippety-snip*
I agree 100%. Retards come in all ages, and if you were dumb when you were young, you'll be dumb when you're older.
 

Inverse Skies

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If R2 was anything like the first game then it would be an alright (not shining) example of a first person shooter. I'm just happy I picked it up for 40bucks ($AUS) rather than $110 or some other ridiculous price they charge here. It wasn't worth that. It's more of a rental game, have a blast on it then forget about it.
Whoever said the auger was a good weapon (I forget who it was now, someone back on the first page) is bang on. That thing is great. They're also correct about the bullseye and carbine, bullseye for short range corrdior work, carbine for long distance.
Gears of War was a lot better, but they're completely different games. For greater impact you should really have compared two FPS's rather than an FPS and 3PS, it doesn't really work like that.
There's also nothing wrong with console controllers in terms of being able to aim or control them. It just takes practice like anything else. I've playd half-life 2 the whole way through on both a comp and console and there's no difference in the aiming mechanic. You get used to either.
 

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i wasn't quoting Yahtzee, i have never bought a game due to the score it was given and i never will.
 

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The Amazing Orgazmo said:
144 said:
The Amazing Orgazmo said:
Somebody get this noob out of here and tell him Yahtzee hates fanboys, especially his, doesn't reply to posts, and is 97% not the guy this clown thinks he his.
You see, it's people like this, people who use words like "noob" too casually, that drive the public away from gaming, and give the uninformed politicians and parents alike the notion that videogaming makes people angry and violent, which I'm almost starting to believe.
For give me for hating sterotypical sounding people who fill my shriveled heart with envy and "smoof."

P.S. By the way, I'm angry because A) I live in Jacksonville, B)I'm Hispanic, C) I hate my family, D) I'm afraid that dispite being smart, my teachers give me free passes which makes me question my own intelligence (a substance I value more than gold), and E) I think all foreigners hate me because I'm American, which makes me want to spin into a deep depression.
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I'm not sure what to take from this. I was commenting on you sounding like a stereotype in your post. Why would you reply to that saying that you hate stereotypical-sounding people?

A) What's Jacksonville have to do with this? Are you saying you fit into a stereotype?
B) What's being hispanic have to do with this? Are you saying you fit into a stereotype?
C) When you say you hate your family, does that include yourself for falling into hypcritical stereotypes? (if so, that explains A and B)
D) Don't worry, you're not that smart. I'm sure that once you get out of stereotypical Jacksonville (I assume, anyway, according to the stereotypes from someone who lives there a.k.a. you) ou will be confronted with the realization that the world, while mostly full of self-righteos assholes (self-depricating irony), has more than enough smart people to make you feel stupid.
E) I'm American too. Lots of us are.
 

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Inverse Skies said:
If R2 was anything like the first game then it would be an alright (not shining) example of a first person shooter. I'm just happy I picked it up for 40bucks ($AUS) rather than $110 or some other ridiculous price they charge here. It wasn't worth that. It's more of a rental game, have a blast on it then forget about it.
Whoever said the auger was a good weapon (I forget who it was now, someone back on the first page) is bang on. That thing is great. They're also correct about the bullseye and carbine, bullseye for short range corrdior work, carbine for long distance.
Gears of War was a lot better, but they're completely different games. For greater impact you should really have compared two FPS's rather than an FPS and 3PS, it doesn't really work like that.
There's also nothing wrong with console controllers in terms of being able to aim or control them. It just takes practice like anything else. I've playd half-life 2 the whole way through on both a comp and console and there's no difference in the aiming mechanic. You get used to either.
Funny I hated the Auger in Resistance 1. It was such a terrible weapon but it is much, much better in Resistance 2. It's one of my favourite weapons in that game.
 

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Random argument man said:
sneak_copter said:
Random argument man said:
You have better luck of posting on his own forums.
Actually he'd have better luck of Yahtzee reading it if he flushed it down the toilet
You're assuming that Yahtzee lives in the sewers?
No, I'm just saying that Yahtzee never listens to anybody. Regardless of what forum he posts it in.
 

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Wait, so you're angry that a critic had a different opinion of a game than you did? Why do you need Yahtzee's ok to dislike a game, if you don't like it, then trade it in, don't write a post to someone who is probably not going to read it.

oh, and:

FPSs on a console just don't make any goddamn sense to me. Why would anyone want to use an analog nub to attempt precise aiming with? We all know it is an exercise in futility, just ask my girlfriend!(that's a sex joke)
Are you implying that your penis is small with that sex joke?
 

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Resistance 2 has The best pause menu sound effects I've ever heard.

Other than that It's an ok FPS, I thought the campaign was pretty challenging and fun. Never played online though.
 

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PureChaos said:
i wasn't quoting Yahtzee, i have never bought a game due to the score it was given and i never will.
I second that. If you can't do something as simple as THINK for yourself, then you had no business possessing the money you used to buy the console and game in the first place. Then again, you're the fodder that feeds the corporate machine so I guess you have your use to some people excessively more wealthy than you.

If one must aim their cross-hairs at anyone, it should be at "professional" game review sites that play favoritism because Company X threw a heaping helping of money in their face or gave them a blow to get a good review and/or bury a competing product.

As for this Controller Vs. Mouse/Keyboard rubbish, it all seemed to go nowhere fast. Based on the General_Rogue's initial disdain for FPS console controls, a handful of users began to hurl their own angst at each other about the two schemes which all seemed rather needless or out of a subconscious need to reaffirm your own bloated perceptions of yourselves. As for my view, if you got used to one control scheme then you can learn another. We go through every generation of gaming and every genre over the years doing so. It's not hard, provided that you have an IQ greater than your shoe size.
 

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The amount that Mr. Croshaw cares can only be described with the expression < Absolute zero. Also, I haven't played Resistance 2 so I'm not sure what to make of it.
 

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I feel your pain, General_Rogue, and indeed, Yahtzee has before said that this is why he is such a negative critic: High-profile games conspiciously get higher marks than low-profile games, even though they suck bawls. Corruption, furthering the industry... There are many reasons why this is the case. I dropped Gamespot and IGN/Gamespy off along time ago, because I realized they gave the big-budget sequels higher scores than original games for absolutely no reason other than advertisement greed. You can only trust yourself on deciding if a game is good, because, all in all, reviews are useless. Whether you like a game or not is a subjective matter, and on those matters, nobody can tell you what is right or wrong.

- The General
 

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Jebuss i don't think i've heared a grown man mope about some pathetic points this much since there wasn't a florange coulored block in tetris. you play an infected dude with attitude and not a power aromured steriod monkey with attitude who cares?

And if your fighting aliens that have lazer technology weapons of course you are going to crumple like the newspaper from a chippie thats been left in the rain.

Will people ever realise that FPS is a 'fill in the blanks' Genre for developers.
 

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pantsoffdanceoff said:
Most of the Metascores on Steam are complete bullshit. SR2 has a 70 even though you can't play it. And they grossly underrated fallout 3.
You know the scores used on steam are just taken metacritic right? Also how is 92% underrated, for Fallout 3?
 

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Pyronox said:
People, his arguments were perfectly legitimate, don't bash and try to find nonexistent loopholes in logic because you're Ps3 fanboys.
No they were not. Really they weren't his complaints are that there is no cover mechanic and that you die too easily. While I agree it would be nice to have a system where you can lean in and out from behind walls the game does not use this to actively punish you. It's also kind of ridiculous to suggest that the game is too hard because even while you do regenerate (as does the enemy.) you are not exactly invincible. You couldn't even do that in the first game which had what may have been an even more difficult take on health in that only a single block of health would regenerate, once you lost it, it was gone until you found some health.

Resistance and Resistance 2 do in fact require that you use your brain a little bit to avoid dying, and not from total bullshit either. That's not to say that there are not times where you spray and pray while running like hell through an area though.