Zero Punctuation is the greatest video review series ever. Done by a man who actually will research something before arguing about it. With that in mind, lets get rolling. Vroom!
The videos are well structured, the images are entertaing, and the analogies are freakin' hilarious! The man is like a Grizzly bear that tears apart anything that wanders to close to him, like the woodchipper in fargo. Yahtzee picks apart the game like a shark and will find every ant that tries to crawl up your bum. If it is a good game, then he declares it ant-free, or at least managable with some pesticide. Other games have so many that it results in control-snapping frustration.
It is unforunate that 90% of everything that comes out really is shit, or at least falls short of expectations. That's why we have Yahtzee, to play these crappy games to let us know if the game should be declared God, or if it should be buried and never heard from again, Like Atati's E.T. and Pac-Man.
So all-in-all, I'm thankful for zero puctuation, Yahtzee for putting up with the games & making the videos funny and informative, The Escapist for pulling the genius move of hiring him, and in Yahtzee's own words, Stonking Great TITS!
EDIT: Okay, it does read like a fanboy review. As for the greatest review series ever, I've been watching too much G4, so perhaps I didn't compare it properly.
The videos are well structured, the images are entertaing, and the analogies are freakin' hilarious! The man is like a Grizzly bear that tears apart anything that wanders to close to him, like the woodchipper in fargo. Yahtzee picks apart the game like a shark and will find every ant that tries to crawl up your bum. If it is a good game, then he declares it ant-free, or at least managable with some pesticide. Other games have so many that it results in control-snapping frustration.
It is unforunate that 90% of everything that comes out really is shit, or at least falls short of expectations. That's why we have Yahtzee, to play these crappy games to let us know if the game should be declared God, or if it should be buried and never heard from again, Like Atati's E.T. and Pac-Man.
So all-in-all, I'm thankful for zero puctuation, Yahtzee for putting up with the games & making the videos funny and informative, The Escapist for pulling the genius move of hiring him, and in Yahtzee's own words, Stonking Great TITS!
EDIT: Okay, it does read like a fanboy review. As for the greatest review series ever, I've been watching too much G4, so perhaps I didn't compare it properly.
