A story in six words

[Oolinthu]

Rollin' down the street, smokin' endo...

 

[SpikeyGirl]

Created thread, good responses, gives cookies

 

[HotShooter]

I came, I saw, I left

 

[A random person]

Everyone's killed by giant naked girl.

Oh wait, that was done before.

 

[godevit]

dogs,potential,teeth,circle,atom,end.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Detective with amnesia, "I'm the killer?"

Half the replies on the thread sound like something scrawled bitterly in Rorschach's journal.

 

[TheAwkwardSnail]

Suddenly inspired! Must write another story.
Damn the Murlocs. Corpse running again.
"Well," says he; "this story's over."

Got some more.

Where's Wally? I only see Pirates.
My eye! There's dessert in it!
Top Gear race. What could go wrong?

Opened window. Looked down. Fell out

Woke up. Daily walk. Landed on.

Noticed pile of people outside house.

Slowly walks by pile of bodies

"My legs are broken, otherwise fine!"

Ignores the screaming of the damned

Karma takes form of falling anvil.

Dodges karmic curse. Never liked Buddhism.

 

[chefassassin2]

Cook to live. Live to cook.

 

[andrat]

Got some more.

Where's Wally? I only see Pirates.
My eye! There's dessert in it!
Top Gear race. What could go wrong?

Opened window. Looked down. Fell out

Woke up. Daily walk. Landed on.

Noticed pile of people outside house.

Slowly walks by pile of bodies

"My legs are broken, otherwise fine!"

Ignores the screaming of the damned

Should I call for an ambulance?

You should call for 10 ambulances.

 

[Grab-bag]

This is wasting my time...so?

 

[Bendebec]

Osrich hammer fury! no one left alive.

 

[Zersy]

Neat idea! I'll give it a whirl:

Woke up, hit head, woke up again.

HAHA i luaghed at that

lets see

Died,went up,got sent down.

B-,go home,get beaten up.

pants down,hands in, jacks off

i want cookie,but too high.

gambled,lost,slapped,kicked out home.

close your eyes, i'm sorry son.

...............

I LOVE THIS !

 

[SmilingKitsune]

I tried, failed, and gave up.

Hey look a bear. Too late.

 

[sgtshock]

What does this button do? ARGH!

 

[Disaster Button]

I don't believe- Love me! Please..

 

[War Penguin]

Everyone should know that I'm awesome.
My penguin army can rule Earth. (it's true)
I need to get a life.

Yay. I did it. Yay again.

 

[Merteg]

How I could just kill (a) man.

 

[khaimera]

I need friends on Escapist, Why?

Seriously, send a request, I'm lonely.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

"A tragic accident," the gunman said.

 

[HT_Black]

Wrote book, sold book, got rich.
Read book, hated book, cursed book.
Took aim, noted wind, fired off.

Wave goodbye to yer head, wanker.