A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

[WrongSprite]

Tell them to work as normal, but give me 5% of their income. Not that noticeable to them, but I'd be rolling in cash

 

[ultimateownage]

Go go super gang! They'd all get me anything I wanted whenever I wanted.
I want that TV!
*they steal TV*

I'm hungry!
*they get me mountains of food*

I want to advance medical science to make the world a better place!
*They advance medical science to the point where bacterial diseases do not exist*

 

[Shoggoth2588]

333 threesomes, and the odd man out has to watch.

I'd make him film it

OT:

I would divide them into 2 groups of 500 and get them to do an all vocal version of the banjo battle thing, the actual title of which I do not know. I would also then make them perform an acapella version of Phantom of the Opera, Jekyll and Hyde and, Fiddler on the Roof (Shoggoth on the Roof if I can find the libretto)

Finally: paintball. The biggest, big-team paintball war ever. I would fight alongside the blues and kick out one of the 1000 to record the whole thing by following me, the camera being over my left shoulder since I'm left handed.

 

[Lambi]

I would honestly have them hug every person they come across. I want to spread the love ^^

 

[Shock and Awe]

Form a mercenary battalion! We shall travel the world seeking adventure and cash! Now there is only the question of where to get the weapons.....

 

[Lambi]

Invade Iceland

Hey! I live there! There will be no taking over Iceland! I do not approve of that!

 

[_Cake_]

In b4 someone says 'kill them all because people r bad'.

I'd try and recreate this:


And it would be awesome.

Imagine how awkward it would be the next day.

P.S. The people tower reminds me of Eternal Darkness XD

 

[Plurralbles]

party. Duh. Party so hardy that i wake up as king of Czechoslovakia and I have a tiger in my bathroom.

Or gladiator games... Dno. Both would be nice. Maybe have it both ways! ? Awesome.

Tell them all to get educated, take care of their kids, be financially responsible and pay off their fucking debts. Then perhaps we can talk about revolution or something. As it stands right now statistically speaking none of them would be reliable enough to get any major coordinated job done.

HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY DREAMS! : (

Ooo, a 500V 500 man airsoft game would be fun!

 

[El Poncho]

Me:Make me... A SANDWICH!

One of them: Just a sandwich?

Me: Uh... A REALLY BIG SANDWICH!

HUZZAH!

 

[Phoenix09215]

I would make them build a massive arena and then command them to build weapons and armour... Then they FIGHT! >

 

[Urialanis]

Make them build me a fortress then spell out words while naked and covered in glow in the dark paint at night, for my amusement. Ye i probably shouldn't be given any authority.

 

[mikecoulter]

Build my long awaited sky high statue of myself.

 

[callumsymons]

use them to bouy up crowds when i speak so that strangers will be impressed with me and i can gain more followers into my cult

then place some spies around the world and rule from the shaddows:
"Regimes may fall and fail, but I do not." Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord

 

[Demodeus]

Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometown Sometimes you must beat free thinking into peoples heads as they are to blind and dumb to seek it out on their own.

Mate, you are sooo wrong with that approach.

 

[FalloutJack]

"People of Me-Topia! There is a...small list of people that I would like found and ummm...dealt with."

*Unfurls a long F-ing scroll that comically travels down about thirty yards*

"These people are to be punished in ways varying from setting their clothes on fire to public trampling. Ahem... Yoko Onno, George W. Bush, The Bee Gees, the inventor of the spork, all of my high school teachers, Bob Dylan..."

*The list goes on and on and freakin' on...*

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

LONG LIVE ABSTERGO!

 

[DTWolfwood]

Recreate a battle from one of the Total War series. Keep a 100 on the side lines to clean up after.

 

[C95J]

I

Want

A

Bagel

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Well, 1000 is a nice start , but it's not enough...
So I'll have them build robots, billions and billions of robots, which I will use to achieve world domination.
[sup]World domination is just a stepping stone...[/sup]

 

[Knusper]

Is them how they got here and why they're following me. Then, just 2 words:

Operation. Mayhem.

Cookie if you get the cultural reference - which you probably do - and so COOKIES FOR ALL!