A zombie or a murderer?
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Easier to deal with? The lone Zombie. Either a) lock the door, or b) put his ass down (Remember to Double-Tap!). And remember kids, the Millennium Zombie is prone to sprinting like a Kenyan when offered a new pair of sandals, so don't try and out run him. The New Model of Zombie is tricky, capable of jumping fences, climbing, distinguishing different targets, and opening unlocked doors and windows.
For Captain Stabby? Go quickly to the kitchen, set out some food and drink, and as soon as he ominously shows up in your doorway, offer him some, prepare his meal, offer him your comfortable recliner and the remote control, and keep him confused with niceness and pleasantries until he's so confused that he leaves on his own.
For Captain Stabby? Go quickly to the kitchen, set out some food and drink, and as soon as he ominously shows up in your doorway, offer him some, prepare his meal, offer him your comfortable recliner and the remote control, and keep him confused with niceness and pleasantries until he's so confused that he leaves on his own.
Depends what type of zombie really, I hope a left 4 dead zombie, those things are piss weak as long has they aren't a tank or special infected. I would choose zombie, grab a kitchen knife and go into my bathroom. Zombies can't stab through the door and I can stab them, But if it was a murderer I could reason with him...
Well, in my house there are multiple guns, knifes, and blunt objects, even next to my bed is my dad's old knight stick from his police days, sooo.......
1. Since it's my house, I'd have the advantage of knowing the layout. Not wanting to take a life, I'd probably just use the knight stick, and knock him out at the best chance. Then zip wire him up until police arrive.
2. Zombie...will I'd get a gun, get to an area that is only one way in, and point the gun at the only way in.
1. Since it's my house, I'd have the advantage of knowing the layout. Not wanting to take a life, I'd probably just use the knight stick, and knock him out at the best chance. Then zip wire him up until police arrive.
2. Zombie...will I'd get a gun, get to an area that is only one way in, and point the gun at the only way in.
Tricky...very tricky...depends what kind of zombie and whether theres more (e.g. Zombie apocalypse) and what kind it is... essentially cus im s*** scared of zombies 
Murderer... id go and get some blunt or sharp object creep round and then id- oh wait! it was just Gram Gram! always stabbing the neighbours...
Murderer... id go and get some blunt or sharp object creep round and then id- oh wait! it was just Gram Gram! always stabbing the neighbours...
Option 2; Grab something easy to carry but hard enough to hit someone with (probably a light guitar, like the Explorer in my closet, or one of the acoustics hanging around), and a few items to act as projectiles (some small knives and hard blunt things). Then stand in a corner of a big room, that way I can't get surprised, and then when it get's close, I throw stuff at it, and then hit it in the head.
A murderer is too clever. He'll find some intricate way to fuck with my head and then kill me.
A murderer is too clever. He'll find some intricate way to fuck with my head and then kill me.
To fight, a zombie obviously. But I would rather it was a murderer because if it was a zombie then that means that they can exist, which is fucking freaky.
