Allow me to introduce myself....

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and I have a horrible, horrible tale about [user]Neonbob[/user] and whales...

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Redlin5 and I have a horrible, horrible tale about [user]Neonbob[/user] and whales...

You and Troublesome.... STAHP.

I'm Silent, and now I blame Redlin for ruining this thread. -.-

Fire and flames.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and I have a horrible, horrible tale about [user]Neonbob[/user] and whales...

You and Troublesome.... STAHP.

I'm Silent, and now I blame Redlin for ruining this thread. -.-

!?!?!

HOW?

Fire and flames.

I'm Redlin5 and I feel fire and flames.

Toasters.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I'm Meta and I am here to tell you not to stick silverware in toasters.

Dragon Age.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I've never played Dragon Age.

poodles

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and I knew a guy who had a house full of poodles.

Noodles.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I find it fun to hit people with large foam noodles.

Mudkip

 

[thesilentman]

I heard you like MUDKIPS!!? Oh, I'm Silent.

Rule 34.

 

[Kae]

I'm Kaleion and Rule 34 is the main reason why I always have safe search on.

Motorcycles.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I saw a really cool motorcycle yesterday.

bacon pudding

 

[Dr.Susse]

When I first saw you I thought that you could be the bacon pudding that my life so craves. Hello I am Dr.susse.

The most annoying alarm you have ever smelt.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and scaring a chinchilla results in the most annoying alarm I have ever smelt.

Six and a half cans of flat Budweiser.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm Ahri, and you'll never catch me drinking six and a half cans of flat Budweiser. Not even if you pay me. NOT EVEN.

An inflatable lemur and a striped kigurumi.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and some of my friends had some weird favorite items.

stabbed in half

 

[Yuno Gasai]

My name's Ahri, and I've never been stabbed in half (nor do I ever intend to be).

Don't Flop.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I'm Meta, and I hope that Bioware's next Mass Effect game don't flop.

Terry Crews.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I have no idea who Terry Crews is.

lawn mowers

 

[thesilentman]

Silent, that is my name! I've had a love-hate relationship with lawn mowers, so please refrain from mentioning them.

Fricking laser beams.

 

[Fijiman]

This is Fijiman stating that everyone loves lasers.

monkey sharks

 

[thesilentman]

I'm the resident monkey shark, Silent.

The Dark Arts.