Silly America, guns are for killing everyone you know in a massive barrage that leaves people bleeding on the sidewalks, gasping for breath and cradling fatal wounds to the extremities as they observe the carnage I have wrought on my path of death and destruction, not for self-defence!
Will Obama really disarm America? Wouldn't that make him, like, the Anti-Hitler? Comes from elsewhere, says stuff, causes a huge change in an existing nation that's not England, but then reduces the spread of ammunition instead of increasing it (Germany was disarmed after The Great War, I believe). Next thing you know, he WON'T be invading nearby countries. Maybe he's so Anti-Hitler, America will be invaded by my legions of minions lurking just north of the 49th. Who knows?
I had to ratchet up the insanity of this post, because apparently people are taking me seriously on the internet. And that's not good for either involved party.
Will Obama really disarm America? Wouldn't that make him, like, the Anti-Hitler? Comes from elsewhere, says stuff, causes a huge change in an existing nation that's not England, but then reduces the spread of ammunition instead of increasing it (Germany was disarmed after The Great War, I believe). Next thing you know, he WON'T be invading nearby countries. Maybe he's so Anti-Hitler, America will be invaded by my legions of minions lurking just north of the 49th. Who knows?
I had to ratchet up the insanity of this post, because apparently people are taking me seriously on the internet. And that's not good for either involved party.