apperently warhammer is psycho conditioning kids to murder

Recommended Videos

Ultrajoe

Omnichairman
Apr 24, 2008
4,719
0
0
Ok, this is a troll. It's a very clever, very well thought out article, and it's a troll. If it's not, it's still worth ignoring. Don't give this guy page traffic.
 

imPacT31

New member
Mar 19, 2008
142
0
0
While I can, in the vaguest of senses, see the message he's trying to put out (the classic: Parents, do you actually know what your child is playing?) he simply takes general themes and decides to use them to make points, without any actual context for how they are used in the game.

The simply rebuttal to all his points is:
You can't really relate it to the actual world as its based on completely different circumstances. Also it wouldn't hurt to actually research what you're talking about.

I find it amazing he didn't actually bother doing a diatribe on Chaos Marines:

"Hey kids, eternal damnation is fun!"
 

Mr Grey

New member
Mar 19, 2009
43
0
0
I'm pretty sure they said this about any violent video game...come to think of it they said the same about Dungeons and Dragons back in the 80's and rock music in the 60's.
 

bodyklok

New member
Feb 17, 2008
2,936
0
0
retard said:
The Space Marines come equipped with all of the latest sneaky back-door techniques of conditioning children to accept war and total obedience to authority,
They've been around for years *Checks google* They first appeared in 'Rouge Trader' which was released in 1984. Hardly anything new.

retard said:
complete with telling them to extract pride from doing so and to see themselves as superior beings with the unquestionable right to kill, on command.
Heil Games Workshop! Siege Heil! Siege Heil!

retard said:
All in a fun package guaranteed to go mostly unnoticed by distracted, harried parents.
Not really, Warhammer 40K contains nudity, extrema violence, and Pure Awesome.

retard said:
The Space Marines will condition your child to see the genetic mutilation of his or her body as desirable and good, because here it is framed in a way to make it sound like the road to being superhuman.
'Here' it is framed as the only way to survive in an increasingly hostile world, given the choice between change or death, I know what I'd go with.

retard said:
Being superhuman then must be a good and desirable thing.
Oh you know what? [HEADING=3]fuck it![/HEADING] I can't be asked to do the whole thing, it can go suck a cock in hell along with it's retarded author.

EDIT:
retard said:
Who is he anyway, and what makes him so flaming great? If he wants people killed why doesn't he go do it himself?
Did she even bother to read any of the back story. No, I guess she didn't
 

Lyri

New member
Dec 8, 2008
2,660
0
0
I laughed at the whole article, he didn't really say anything just gave sarcastic comments and gave us insight into his lack of understanding.
It really annoys me when people make a complaint on an issue that they really have no idea about in the first place.

He asked "Who is the Emperor?" he should stop typing his article and go read a book or two, it wouldn't take him long to find out.
From the article I'm pretty certain he can't distinguish between a Chaos space marine and a regular one.
He just kept on typing when he went from Azrael to Lucifus, as if they where one and the same or at least on the same side.

The whole thing was horrible.

Sad there was no mention of the Eldar, My space elves needed some love ='[
 

Nouw

New member
Mar 18, 2009
15,615
0
0
generic gamer said:
god, if this guy knew there were warhammer computer games... (duhn, duhn, DUHNNNN!)
If he knew and critisiced the game obviously he doesn't know the more sadistic, violent games out there. I just want to say this...."Face Palm"
 

bodyklok

New member
Feb 17, 2008
2,936
0
0
You know what the sad thing is? There not even for children, they contain nudity, and extreme violence. I actually agree that they shouldn't be sold to children, under 12. Then children begin to start questioning things.
 

jasoncyrus

New member
Sep 11, 2008
1,564
0
0
I hardly bothered reading it, the heading alone were enough for me to know hes in the same moronic league as that chick who thought the government was putting shit in the water supply because her sprinkler caused a rainbow -.-

These people need to be removed from the gene pool.
 

w-Jinksy

New member
May 30, 2009
961
0
0
jasoncyrus said:
I hardly bothered reading it, the heading alone were enough for me to know hes in the same moronic league as that chick who thought the government was putting shit in the water supply because her sprinkler caused a rainbow -.-

These people need to be removed from the gene pool.
what women is this was she not taught physics enough to know what light refraction and a spectrum is?
 

jasoncyrus

New member
Sep 11, 2008
1,564
0
0
You havnt heard of her yet? wow. Heres the link then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sq-VmBMHkw

BE afraid, be very afraid that somehow this...idiocy has managed to survive natural selection.
 

Zombie_Fish

Opiner of Mottos
Mar 20, 2009
4,584
0
0
These articles turn up all the time. Nothing special about them, I just ignore them and find them all stupid.

jasoncyrus said:
You havnt heard of her yet? wow. Heres the link then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sq-VmBMHkw

BE afraid, be very afraid that somehow this...idiocy has managed to survive natural selection.
Woah, how can someone actually be that stupid to think that a chemical creates rainbows?
 

ThrobbingEgo

New member
Nov 17, 2008
2,765
0
0
jasoncyrus said:
You havnt heard of her yet? wow. Heres the link then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sq-VmBMHkw

BE afraid, be very afraid that somehow this...idiocy has managed to survive natural selection.
...See? This is why you pay attention in grade four science.

Never going to need to know this, my ass.
 

Kinguendo

New member
Apr 10, 2009
4,267
0
0
What isnt turning people into murderers these days? Even anti-violence adds make me want to go out and do a bit of murdering... luckily for the general population I have computer games to subside my psychotic rage, wait does that undercut the original point? :D
 

Pezzer

New member
Feb 15, 2009
551
0
0
This Man, was never a child, has no concept of light-heartedness or coolness and needs to GET A LIFE.

Woot Space Marines!
 

Warrior Irme

New member
May 30, 2008
562
0
0
He should talk about the dangers of Monopoly. Children need to know that in many countries around the world that holding a monopoly in one sector of business is illegal. This game is teaching our kids to break the law! The comparison to the real world is astounding. There are really houses and hotels that are rented out in society. Worry not parents. I am going to continue to do my part warning you about all the completely bullshit stuff in my head. Stay tuned when I review Warhammer 40k, a game not designed for young children.
 

Jamash

Top Todger
Jun 25, 2008
3,638
0
0
Heretic retard said:
What is not explained, is what is so good about having unwavering faith in the Emperor? Why would anyone want to do that? What's so hot about the Emperor that you'd give up your own one-time-only life, as a unique irreplaceable human being, and instead of exploring the world and enjoying life you shut off your brain and become the extension of somebody else's will.

The Emperor doesn't seem to do much for you but you sure are expected to be mutilated, suffer, and die to make him happy. And is he dead or what? If he's entombed that would mean he's dead as a doornail, right? So, how can he be happy about anything you do, or even give orders to anyone? Are you worshipping the dead now? Is that something you'd really want to do? Because it sounds freaking creepy to me.
You know, this kind of talk sounds eerily familiar, like something Horus would say or the demented whisperings of Chaos...

BURN THE HERETIC! PURGE THE UNCLEAN! FOR THE EMPEROR!
 

jasoncyrus

New member
Sep 11, 2008
1,564
0
0
Jamash said:
Heretic retard said:
What is not explained, is what is so good about having unwavering faith in the Emperor? Why would anyone want to do that? What's so hot about the Emperor that you'd give up your own one-time-only life, as a unique irreplaceable human being, and instead of exploring the world and enjoying life you shut off your brain and become the extension of somebody else's will.

The Emperor doesn't seem to do much for you but you sure are expected to be mutilated, suffer, and die to make him happy. And is he dead or what? If he's entombed that would mean he's dead as a doornail, right? So, how can he be happy about anything you do, or even give orders to anyone? Are you worshipping the dead now? Is that something you'd really want to do? Because it sounds freaking creepy to me.
You know, this kind of talk sounds eerily familiar, like something Horus would say or the demented whisperings of Chaos...

BURN THE HERETIC! PURGE THE UNCLEAN! FOR THE EMPEROR!
Sounds like something the pope subtly said semi-recently...