Are you a perfect escapist?

[Fairee]

Wait, you're going to hide? My gods, the world must have ended! Either that or Labyrinth and UltraJoe are in very bad moods...

Actually it was you I was going to hide from...

[small] Please don't remember, please don't remember, please don't remember...[/small]

Yeah, I too had the misfortune of getting probated early on. Sometimes I wake up during the night in a cold sweat, cursing my utter lack of Matrix-related badges, but then I remember how cool and anti-establishment I am, and it's all better.

I'm a regualr James Dean. (required smiley )

My dear Scammy, that actually made me laugh, for the first time in days. You sir, are amazing. Yes, even with that awful hair...

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Yeah, I too had the misfortune of getting probated early on. Sometimes I wake up during the night in a cold sweat, cursing my utter lack of Matrix-related badges, but then I remember how cool and anti-establishment I am, and it's all better.

I'm a regualr James Dean. (required smiley )

My dear Scammy, that actually made me laugh, for the first time in days. You sir, are amazing. Yes, even with that awful hair...

A delightful young lass has cracked a smile. My work here is done.

Hi-ooh Silver, away!

*Scammy and his awful hair ride off into the sunset*

 

[Trivun]

Wait, you're going to hide? My gods, the world must have ended! Either that or Labyrinth and UltraJoe are in very bad moods...

Actually it was you I was going to hide from...

[small] Please don't remember, please don't remember, please don't remember...[/small]

Hmm, you're lucky, I've had my fill of blood and tears for today. Of course, I'll be thirsty again when I wake up tomorrow morning, but until then you're safe. For now...

 

[martin's a madman]

I haven't occured moderator wraith before.... So...Umm..umm...Damn it, can't think of anything dirty.

 

[Fairee]

Hmm, you're lucky, I've had my fill of blood and tears for today. Of course, I'll be thirsty again when I wake up tomorrow morning, but until then you're safe. For now...

Wait, WTF?????? I mean seriously... I, uh, I'm concerned. Deeply concerned. But also pretty happy you don't know where I live

Side note - wow, we can still derail a thread in under an hour. I haven't done it in ages, but yep, still got the touch

 

[Trivun]

Hmm, you're lucky, I've had my fill of blood and tears for today. Of course, I'll be thirsty again when I wake up tomorrow morning, but until then you're safe. For now...

Wait, WTF?????? I mean seriously... I, uh, I'm concerned. Deeply concerned. But also pretty happy you don't know where I live

Side note - wow, we can still derail a thread in under an hour. I haven't done it in ages, but yep, still got the touch

Yup, thread derailment is like riding a unicorn. You never forget...

 

[Fairee]

Hmm, you're lucky, I've had my fill of blood and tears for today. Of course, I'll be thirsty again when I wake up tomorrow morning, but until then you're safe. For now...

Wait, WTF?????? I mean seriously... I, uh, I'm concerned. Deeply concerned. But also pretty happy you don't know where I live

Side note - wow, we can still derail a thread in under an hour. I haven't done it in ages, but yep, still got the touch

Yup, thread derailment is like riding a unicorn. You never forget...

Wow, you've ridden a unicorn? Wait, pic or it didn't happen.

 

[Trivun]

Hmm, you're lucky, I've had my fill of blood and tears for today. Of course, I'll be thirsty again when I wake up tomorrow morning, but until then you're safe. For now...

Wait, WTF?????? I mean seriously... I, uh, I'm concerned. Deeply concerned. But also pretty happy you don't know where I live

Side note - wow, we can still derail a thread in under an hour. I haven't done it in ages, but yep, still got the touch

Yup, thread derailment is like riding a unicorn. You never forget...

Wow, you've ridden a unicorn? Wait, pic or it didn't happen.

Okay then, let me just fetch my camera and...

(runs and hides in Portaloo)

Hah, she'll never find me in here...

 

[Fairee]

Okay then, let me just fetch my camera and...

(runs and hides in Portaloo)

Hah, she'll never find me in here...

*knocks on Portaloo door* Can you hurry up in there? I really need to pee...

 

[Trivun]

Okay then, let me just fetch my camera and...

(runs and hides in Portaloo)

Hah, she'll never find me in here...

*knocks on Portaloo door* Can you hurry up in there? I really need to pee...

Aaarghh, you scared me there. Hold on a minute, I'm still trying to dig the escape tunnel. Just give me five minutes then I'll be done

 

[Julianking93]

I was till about a month ago. I got put on probation because I said...

[spoiler/]on the topic of a religious TV show for 5 year olds, "Religion sucks"[/spoiler]

 

[Megacherv]

No probations, suspensions, warnings, locked threads- nothing

Now that you've said that, bad stuff will happen

 

[Fairee]

Okay then, let me just fetch my camera and...

(runs and hides in Portaloo)

Hah, she'll never find me in here...

*knocks on Portaloo door* Can you hurry up in there? I really need to pee...

Aaarghh, you scared me there. Hold on a minute, I'm still trying to dig the escape tunnel. Just give me five minutes then I'll be done

But Portaloos have solid plastic floors... are you planning to escape Trainspotting style?

 

[zagazsano]

I've been yelled at by some Escapists for posting something that someone else has posted. Only 2 so far, many more to come I fear.

 

[Snotnarok]

I got a warning for saying "second" and a quote, honestly no nothing bad. I'm usually nervous about posting new topics anyway. Some people here are very eager to use that report button for very silly things, and good things, but also silly.

 

[esperandote]

till now i have been. I'm waiting to go gonzo and get the morpheus badge before risking a warning etc.

 

[Lukeje]

My records as clean as the day I joined.

*smug sense of self-satisfaction*

 

[SimuLord]

I got a PM from a mod telling me to tone down the flaming on one occasion, and I had a thread locked for being pointless not too long after I first joined, but formal mod wrath is thankfully not a part of my rap sheet. Just a couple thousand more posts to get Keanu Reeves.

 

[Kurokami]

*runs away and yells yes*