Awesome one liners

[KenzS]

"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one PWNZ!" - SR T-Shirt

 

[manic_depressive13]

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter

I may be drunk miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly (I think someone else has already misquoted this one)

Both by Winston Churchill. He's actually said some pretty cool stuff.

 

[Rhayn]

Upon dismembering a poor minion, Rayne cheerfully says "Huh, and I thought someone was going to lose an eye..."

Always found that to be rather hilarious, for some reason.

 

[Lazy Lemon]

Unfortunately only thought of about 20 seconds after I passed them, but I'll have it for the future:

(To a group of smokers): Is this like a mass suicide or something?

You should have gone back and said it anyway I bet they'd have found it really funny!

 

[NimbleJack3]

Ingenuity to this game is like a cheeseburger to a lactose-intolerant Hindu.
-Yahtzee

 

[Lord Krunk]

"Finishing this fight."

In reference to the same game:

"I. Am. Truth! The Voice of the Covenant!"
"And so you shall be silenced."

Cue me wondering why there isn't a game focused solely on the Arbiter.

 

[shwnbob]

The faster we go the harder we hit it the more us brothers get out alive.

 

[Vrex360]

"Finishing this fight."

In reference to the same game:

"I. Am. Truth! The Voice of the Covenant!"
"And so you shall be silenced."

Cue me wondering why there isn't a game focused solely on the Arbiter.

I guess because people would never accept a game where the lead is ENTIRELY an alien, the alien must always be secondary. But still I agree, the Arbiter's awesome and in fact nowadays when people talk about Halo characters it's HIM who get's the most praise.
I would love to see a game where you are the Arbiter only.

 

[TopHatTim]

Boondock saints.


"lets make like a banana and get the fuck out of here!"

 

[Jark]

"No, not even in the face of armageddon. Never compromise." ~Rorschach - Watchmen.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

If the next two words out of your mouth aren't "see ya", the next words will be "My crotch, you punched me in the crotch." - Cookie for anyone who knows where that's from.

Scrubs?

Anyway, mine's from a comedian I saw live and there were some people coming in late and he decided to talk to one of them:

"Scuse me. Yeah you. Hello. Where do you live? Just up the road? Yeah, I live in North London and I still managed to get here on time."

 

[Unknower]

"Wrong!"

"I lied."

"I let him go."

"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."

"Let off some steam, Bennet!"

- Watch Commando.

Also:
"Chainsaw! The great communicator!"

 

[Meado]

"it's 1973 about Dinner time, I'm having Hoops!" - Gene Hunt, Life on Mars.

"Freeze! You are surrounded by armed bastards!"

 

[Jang]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZf64NfQATM

I win thread =D

 

[deletemeplease107]

This is my on original one:

"She gave you an A? Pfffff. She gave me head."

This was from me to a friend about one of my teachers.

....Did she ? lol

 

[goatzilla8463]

This is my on original one:

"She gave you an A? Pfffff. She gave me head."

This was from me to a friend about one of my teachers.

....Did she ? lol

Man, I wish.

 

[deletemeplease107]

This is my on original one:

"She gave you an A? Pfffff. She gave me head."

This was from me to a friend about one of my teachers.

....Did she ? lol

Man, I wish.

Haha yeahh....
oh well... id prefer NOT to be on the nightly news...

 

[Shycte]

Outnumbered. But never outgunned!

- TimeSplitters 2 Cover

Also, any line from The Shining.

 

[Toranilor]

If the next two words out of your mouth aren't "see ya", the next words will be "My crotch, you punched me in the crotch." - Cookie for anyone who knows where that's from.

Sounds like Dr. Cox from scrubs?

 

[Hedberger]

"I'm gonna beat you like a redheaded stepchild"

-Fallout 2