Barack Obama legalizes Marijuana

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Fritzvalt

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You kinda had me going for a moment. I was close to just going to CNN.com instead of clicking this topic.

"Yes, marijuana has been legalized nation-wide for person, recreational use. In related news, the cake is no longer a lie."
 

BehattedWanderer

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Maheemo said:
All the worlds problems can be solved with marijuana, sex and a Street Fighter tournament
emwhite123 said:
damn straight!
*grabs a joint and a controller*
Someone tell the ladies we're out for World Peace--And someone fill a bowl, and pass a damn controller! What? They're all filled? Fuck it, we're setting up a second TV.
 

rokkolpo

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Shoqiyqa said:
rokkolpo said:
i have a vest though (if u say it like that in english?)
What the US bods call a vest, we call a waistcoat [http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=waistcoat].

What we call a vest, the US bods call a wife-beater.

What we call wife-beater, others call Stella Artois.

How about this one?

"Beer served at Middle East peace talks. Everyone calms down. Progress begins."
about the vests- no none of those.

about the beer- yes let's go with that.
 

kasperTFG

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You guys are aware that the US backed off of anyone holding a Medical Marijuana licence, right? They're only going after traffickers now, as per Fedal law. Also, at least five states have completely legalized sales of Medical Marijuana. So get your licence, if it means that much to you...there's no shortage of doctors willing to write you a prescription.
 

Frankydee

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yea you can dream.

I have to laugh though considering that immediately after the inauguration, there were commercials on what seemed like every channel about asking the president to legalize the stuff. But as I am quick to remind people, it is in all high probability that it will never happen.
 

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Valve, Epic Games, and Bioware have all joined together!

Modern Warfare 2 is free

All media outlets blaming videogames for every thing, are being shut down!
 

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CrysisMcGee said:
Yes, just moments ago The U.S president came on live TV, stating that Marijuana is now legal.
He also stated that Prostitution is also legal, because he wants everyone to have a good time.
When asked about the backlash he is sure to recieve, he stated "They can shove it, because nobody has ever died from Marijuana. Also sex is legal, and selling is legal, so why isn't selling sex legal? Nevada seems to be doing good job of it."

Hey, I can dream can't I?

Anyway, this thread is about news reports you'd love to hear.
You bastard, you rose my spirits up and then dashed them like sand on a porch. :'(
 

GrandAm

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You got me. You raised my hopes only to drop them down.

Not for the MJ, I knew that was BS before reading.

No it was the legalised prostitution not being real that got me. I knew it wasn't real as I read it, but considering it is something I long for EVERYWHERE; it just reminded me it is not.

Remember you don't pay a prostitute to have sex with you...you are paying them to go away when you're done.

Yes, Nevada has it right.
 

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Hmmm...headlines I want to read...got it.

"Marijuana proven to have negative health effects and those who smoke it are lazy douchbags that made my McGriddle incorrectly again this morning. In other news, the entire human population is expected to die out by 2099 since some idiot convinced everyone to be (Edit:)gay homosexual."

I might not like it all, but it'd make me laugh.
 

300lb. Samoan

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Yea, sure! here's video of the townhall meeting when he makes the announcement (nsfw)
(I consider this on topic, because if this happened in real life I'd be in hysterics!)
 

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"In a move to promote friendship between nations, Hezbollah will tour the world with the critically acclaimed 'RENT' Broadway show"
 

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This juist in: According time the Prime Minister, there is a SEXY PARTY in the house of commons, with the playboy bunnies hosting. You can come if you bring beer or chips, must know how to play strip poker.

That would be cool
 

300lb. Samoan

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Aur0ra145 said:
"In a move to promote friendship between nations, Hezbollah will tour the world with the critically acclaimed 'RENT' Broadway show"
HA How about this:

"Al Qaeda Bombs U2 Stage During Set-Up in Galveston - While no one was hurt, Bono says that 'The Claw was a modern marvel and a monument to my commitment to world peace and as such, I vow to kill the bastards that vaporized my bitchin' stage!' Bono's private paramilitary complex has been mobilized for deployment in Afghanistan, a representative of the BSF (Bono Special Forces) estimates that Osama Bin Laden will be captured and executed within three days time.

In reponse to observers' fears that this interference will cause trouble for the unstable nation during its upcoming run-off election, Bono has a plan. 'We'll be promoting peace and cooperation by flying in millions of (surplus -Ed) copies of No Line on the Horizon to give out to any and all takers in the hopes that it will bring the people of this nation together in the name of democracy and peace, and world peace, and ending world hunger, and finally peace.' Analysts predict that giveaways of the new U2 album will in-fact have a negative effect, causing the occurrence of violent acts to rise by as much as 67%."
 

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THIS JUST IN! After years of study and research, German Professor I. Hart-secks has finally found a way to make the justice system actually work! He has presented a new method of determining innocence in a court room that will reduce the months of a textbook homicide trial into about a half hour. Also, the deliberation of the defendants innocence has replaced the need for a jury with a new, totally and completely flawless system, making the need to call in people for jury duty totally obsolete and pointless.

Also, I'm getting word that the government has issued a new law stating that any DMV employees who take more that one 5 minute break at a time will be given the death penalty.

I'm also hearing that Donald Trump has gone insane and started to throw all his money, in thousand dollar bills, off of the Trump Tower in New York.

What a wonderful day, eh folks?