Barack Obama legalizes Marijuana

[CrysisMcGee]

Yes, just moments ago The U.S president came on live TV, stating that Marijuana is now legal.
He also stated that Prostitution is also legal, because he wants everyone to have a good time.
When asked about the backlash he is sure to recieve, he stated "They can shove it, because nobody has ever died from Marijuana. Also sex is legal, and selling is legal, so why isn't selling sex legal? Nevada seems to be doing good job of it."

Hey, I can dream can't I?

Anyway, this thread is about news reports you'd love to hear.

 

[CrazyBerk]

You tricked me.. :< I'd like to hear the Australian government has made an eighteen rating, i'm not from Australia but those guys have it rough.

 

[WrongSprite]

That was some beautiful trolling right there, congrats.

OT: "Taliban get bored of fighting, take up surfing"

 

[infinisynth]

I hate you for getting my hopes up for nothing.

 

[DanielPowell33]

Damn you, getting me all excited.

OT: life on mars would be cool.

 

[Ryuk2]

I almost had hearth attack reading the name of the topic. That is the news i want to hear (except the prostitution).

 

[rokkolpo]

hahaha youre talking about holland.....ahhh it,s great here.

 

[Nugma]

George Calin <3

 

[ssgt splatter]

You had me going for a second. Nice work.

The news I'd like to hear, Jack Thompson and all people like him announce that they will retire from videogame activisim forever.

 

[HaruHearts]

With that statement then all we need to d ois wait for Gordan Brow nt ocome through with lowering the age of consent on sex and there we go humanity will be ever flowing piss head. Excuse my language.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Well currently I can't think of any, so instead I'll name one I'm sure the Australian escapist's memembers would love to hear.

The ban that restricts games rating 18 has been lifted. Also any games that were censored, shall be restocked and sold in their orginal forms, I.e Uncensored.

 

[Kollega]

Halerious.

This just in! Activision goes out of business due to mulitiple uncovered frauds! In the chaos,Modern Warfare is said to be picked up by Valve.

 

[pliusmannn]

I want for a nuclear war, somehow i got bored in living, i want a nuclear war, all the world ruined and just few left to stay

 

[ninja steve]

You tricked me.. :< I'd like to hear the Australian government has made an eighteen rating, i'm not from Australia but those guys have it rough.

true i love Australia but i cant wait till i move out and go some where with an r18 rating

on the other hand i would love to hear K.Rudd throwing massive party on gold coast all Australians invited, transport is free.

F**KING AWESOME

 

[Macgyvercas]

I would like to hear that Jack Thompson, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers, and Michael Atkinson has departed Earth on a rocketship headed for Alpha Centauri, never to return.

 

[Trivun]

"(ITV NEWS AT TEN THEME PLAYS) Today's top stories: Gordon Brown resigns after children tell him he's a troll and a n00bfag at a primary school. (DONG) Marijuana made available for students freely on the NHS. (DONG) Battenburg Cake made staple diet for students. (DONG) Rickrolling outlawed, other memes to follow. (DONG) /b/ shut down after they succeed in attempts to destroy Scientology, spokesman for Anonymous claims reason for existence now obsolete. This is Trevor McDonald reporting for ITV, News at Ten."

What? I like Battenburg Cake...

 

[Captain Simpson IV]

Zombie outbreak everytime!

My best mate Bucko has been working on a failsafe plan to zombie survival since he was 6, hes now 21, im sure its well put together!

Plus, imagine getting the chance to blow your mortal enemy's brains out with a shotgun and not be frowned upon for doing so....

Juuusst me then...*whistles*

 

[Maheemo]

All the worlds problems can be solved with marijuana, sex and a Street Fighter tournament

 

[Captain Simpson IV]

BATTENBERG

"(ITV NEWS AT TEN THEME PLAYS) Today's top stories: Gordon Brown resigns after children tell him he's a troll and a n00bfag at a primary school. (DONG) Marijuana made available for students freely on the NHS. (DONG) Battenburg Cake made staple diet for students. (DONG) Rickrolling outlawed, other memes to follow. (DONG) /b/ shut down after they succeed in attempts to destroy Scientology, spokesman for Anonymous claims reason for existence now obsolete. This is Trevor McDonald reporting for ITV, News at Ten."

What? I like Battenburg Cake...

Battenburg FTW!