Ben's quest to find the oldest person on the escapist.

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Quiet Stranger

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TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
Quiet Stranger said:
I'M THE OLDEST! I (emphasis on the I) was born before time BEGAN!!! FEEEEAAR MY POWER!
Doesn't that make you 0 years old?

Irridium said:
TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
Should just invent a whole page of 'Root' facts.
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Yes!
Alright, Fact 1 is 'There are twelve ninjas in this thread, root can see them all.'
Well there was years before Year 0 (somehow....I think it's called B.C.)
 

luna_moth

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I'm fifteen, so I'm pretty young. I think I made an account on here when I turned thirteen, but I had been lurking around before that. I almost never post though...
 

Ardna Xela

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I know for sure that I'm not the oldest member but I'm still gonna inform everyone that I'll turn 20 in four months. Feel free to send me flowers and postcards and cakes and games!
Oh and don't forget the icing on my cakes, it should say something like "Happy Birthday gorgeous Miss Alexandra! We will love you forever"
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dusk storm momma

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Sir John The Net Knight said:
I turned 35 recently. I'm actually not happy about my age.
I felt the same way when I turned 35, but once 36 showed up realized age is just a number, I am still too young for an AARP card, my kids listen to my music(not the other way around), I can still keep up with my 2 yr old, and my 16 yr old can't hang with mom pulling all night gaming sessions and still function.
 
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D4zZ said:
I'm going to go ahead and say Root is the oldest person I know of here, and he's going to feel pretty old when he reads this thread with his name popping up so much.

Sorry man. :p
The lot of you will burn when I get my Pyro booted up; but I'm not the oldest AFAIK. There's at least one person older than me, but she'd really kill me if I gave away her name.
 

JamminOz07

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39 + 4 months, which I believe puts me pretty close to the top of the 'old guys' list.

I think I got my first video games console around the late 70's. It had several Pong type games, a couple of motorbike games, and some shooting games (which were basically a white square which bounced around the screen, and you shot at it with a light gun). That console got me totally hooked on video games! (even though we called them TV games back then.)
 

Onyx Oblivion

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will1182 said:
I'm 17, and will be 18 in...*counts fingers*...a little over 2 months. So obviously, I'm the oldest here.

Get off my lawn you damn kids!
*walks on lawn*
 

Insanum

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Irridium said:
TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
Should just invent a whole page of 'Root' facts.
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Yes!
Did you know?[/I]

Root once chased a whole bunch of ninjas off his lawn with a rake
Root once discovered the cake was infact a lie, And put an end to the Meme
Root Once captioned Cat pictures, But didnt think it would catch on
Root Once Discovered these facts, And became so incandescent with rage, that he tracked down the guy writing them an*GAH*

The_root_of_all_evil said:
Sadly_awake said:
I think your the oldest, Root is 40.
Root is 39 for another 6 months :p
Root, How does it feel to be recognised for your seniority? I bet your ears felt like a Pyro Birthday Party today...
 

saintchristopher

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The other day I had started to have the frightening notion that I may have been among the oldest around these parts at 23, glad to know i'm demographically squarely in the middle.