Best Game Quote

[Rugged 13]

A few from Halo 3 with the IWHBYD skull on.

Oh, i see, your a moron.-Guilty Spark

I'll have the strawberry roulade.-Guilty Spark

I'd bag him too if there was no one watching.-Marine after I tea bagged a random corpse.

Woohoo, no pants.-Marine

Ouch, that hurt my feelings. Wait, I have feelings? I'm a real boy!

 

[mrnelsby]

I'm voting for:

Balls of steel.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

I'm voting for:

Balls of steel.

NO!!!

I've got balls of steel...

NO!!!

This was spammed over and over in a tf2 match once.

 

[SuicideAngel]

Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?
Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean!
- MGS3

 

[M3707ik]

"I'm so happy to see you I could just rip out your intestines an strangle you to death!"
Sheogorath, Shivering Isles (rest his bleeding immortal crazy ass soul)

"Atlantis still has enimies Arkantos, and you are needed"
Athena, Age of Mythology

"When i looked at Reven it was like looking into the heart of the force. You are different. When i look at you i see its death"
Kreia, KotOR II

"The world is yours to enjoy, but the spire is mine"
Theresa, FAble 2

"This is the choice i spoke of so long ago. Strike me down and you will be as powerful as JAck drempt of being, or cast it down and silence its power forever"
Theresa, Fable

 

[Headwuend]

"YOU FAIL!"
TF2 announcer

"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
Ancient pirate taunt

"Kill the one in the dress!"
Nefarian

And from one of the most badass villains of gaming history, Jon Irenicus:
"Follow, and receive the gift you are owed by the blood in your veins. Follow, if only to protect the weak that fell because of you."
And basically everything else he says. It just tends to give you chills.

 

[-Seraph-]

"Hee, hee! Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!"

"Life...dreams...hope...Where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things...I'll destroy them all!"

"Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life knowing that they must someday die? Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?"

?Kefka Palazzo

God I love that psychotic clown XD

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Not technically from a game but:

"Men, I don't mean to sound pessimistic, but I'm absolutely certain we're all gonna die!" -Sarge

Red vs Blue is the best.

 

[Altorin]

I was playing Assassin's Creed recently and this quote tickled me

"I found this tube."
"What's that in the tube?"
"Its just a piece of parchment with lines and scratches on it."
"No it isnt, thems is letters and words."
"Psh.. Who'd put words and letters in a tube? waste of a good tube if you ask me."

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE!!!- fallout 3 Liberty Prime

 

[Sir Pysco Sexy]

Love hurts - Max Payne

Not the best Max Payne quote I could've come up with, but the voice actor for Max was properly amazing.

..... Detective Winterson's phone.. *boopboopboopboopboop*

 

[Yami Blade]

It doesn?t matter what happens, you are still you- Tales of symphonia (I may have paraphrased)

The only problem with an eye for an eye is that everyone ends up blind.
Not sure where its from

 

[Sixties Spidey]

WAR.... WAR NEVER CHANGES. THE ROMANS WAGED WAR TO GATHER SLAVES AND WEALTH. SPAIN BUILT AN EMPIRE FROM ITS LUST FOR GOLD AND TERRITORY. HITLER SHAPED A BATTERED GERMANY INTO AN ECONOMIC SUPERPOWER. BUT WAR NEVER CHANGES.

Best quote in any video game ever. Thank you God for Fallout!

 

[Jharry5]

My favourite (from GTA: San Andreas);

Mike Toreno: "Wake up and smell the coffee Carl!"
CJ: "You need to lay off the coffee..."

 

[ProfessorLayton]

"What makes me a good Demoman? If I wasn't I good demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin it with ya now, would I?" -- Demoman from TF2 in the Meet the Demoman video

"My blood! He punched out all my blood!" -- Scout from TF2 in the Meet the Sandvich video.

I swear, VALVe has the best sense of humor for any video game company ever.

"I have something for you! (camera zooms in on crotch)" -- Luis from Resident Evil 4. Oh the unintentional horrible translated dialog from Resident Evil.

 

[Blind0bserver]

I forget what game this came from (or even if it was from one) but there was a part where these two characters were in someone's mansion and they starting to ransack the joint. The conversation goes as follows:

"Isn't this stealing?"

"What? No! You see, we're taking from the rich and giving to the, um.. *mumbles*. Now pick up the other end of this couch."

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

you exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it

soveriegn from mass effect

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Monkey Dog Things!!!

-Benjamine Carmine (Gears of War 2)


Come on baby, DIE FOR PAPPA!

-Anthony Carmine (Gears of War)

 

[zoozilla]

I like pretty much anything Sam Fisher says. Michael Ironside makes that character.

"You've come to save us! Where are the others?"
"It's just me."
"Aw, crap."

"Welcome to Jerusalem, the birthplace of Christianity, Judaism, and Islam."
"So this is where all the peace and love came from."