Best Line in any game!

[Gunner 51]

SHODAN: "Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

Pure malevolent brilliance. (And it sounds even better when it's heard in-game.)

 

[a stranger]

......
gordon freeman

 

[Rolf]

"This is why i hate dating"
From the bards tale after you find out that the woman you have been trying to save is gonna kill you.

 

[Martymer]

"Can we kill something? Please? Something small?" -- Lilarcor, BG2 (and of course Minsc's classics, but someone beat me to it...)

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck" (and then actually doing it!) -- Duke Nukem (yeah, ninja'd on that one as well)

"Shit! You work fast, n***!" -- Tenpenny, GTA:SA. Not a very memorable line in itself, but hearing the n-word in a "mainstream" videogame for the first time made my jaw drop. I didn't think any mainstream developer would dare use that word. Can't believe Rockstar didn't get sued by... well, pretty much everyone!

 

[Uilleand]

Really? I'm the first to bring up HK-47?? How can that be?

"'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."

"I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time."

Ahhh...good times...

 

[Zing]

"You should find more outlets for your talents, Ezio."

"I have plenty of outlests!"

"I mean besides vaginas..."

Mario has the best line in AC2. "itsa me, Mario"

I dunno "Why so serious?" got me

 

[Zing]

Niko, My cousin... let's go bowling!

 

[Snotnarok]

Earth Defense Force 2017-

You like Death? Well Die!!!

1- Give me ammo!
2- No!

 

[Durxom]

When Phoenix Wright quotes the Legend of Zelda tv show, in Justice for All, by saying "(Well, exuuuse me, princess...Anyway, should I ask to hear the story again...?)

If you have never heard that before then, you have been warned..

Spoiler: Well, exuuuuuuuuuse me, princess

 

[Chrono180]

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

--Skullcrusher mountain, rock band 2

 

[PxDn Ninja]

The opening lines to Uncharted 2 were really good. Not the best, but definitely caught the feel of the narative.

Nathan *Looks at blood on hands and stomach*: That's my blood... that's a LOT of my blood. This isn't good.

 

[Wadders]

"I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back. One bullet at a time... "
*cocks Desert Eagle*

- Max Payne, in Max Payne 2.

Sheer fucking bad ass.

 

[Hiphophippo]

pretty well every line of dialogue from TF2. very few games have that much character.

 

[CloudTidusVaan]

"He's really ticking me off. Can I kill him?" Eiko - Final Fantasy IX

 

[Dr. Love]

I'm a dork, but at the end of XII when Gabranth attacks Vayne as he's already beaten and half his helmet broken off

"Even a stray has pride"

 

[Triangulon]

Moorkus Rex - I am your destiny. And my belly is your destination! Mwahahahahahaha

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

"He's really ticking me off. Can I kill him?" Eiko - Final Fantasy IX

That little she-demon...!

And speaking of disturbing she-demons:
Navi: HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!! LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Zelda OoT)

 

[KiKiweaky]

STATUS, EXECUTING, I OBEY : Cyborg Commando from Tiberian Sun

Negative sir, but ya can try pulling if it makes ya feel better : Gaz

Real tough guy *Blam* *Blam* *Blam* Commando from command and conquer