Best NPC line ever said

[Locastus]

"I smoke crack 'cos it gives me knowledge"

Random tramp npc in GTA:SA

 

[Alleged_Alec]

Grunt #1: Me got bad feeling about this.
Grunt #2: You always got bad feeling! You got bad feeling about morning food nipple!

Halo 2

 

[gaffles]

Niko my cousin.

GTA 4

 

[MindBullets]

Anything GLaDOS said in Portal.

And CoD4's immortal "Oi, Suzy!" moment.

 

[RAKais]

Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!

MINSC

GO FOR THE EYES BOO!

 

[JohnSmith]

"You know, I've heard it's amazing when the famous purple-stuffed worm of flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink over hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Colonel

/thread

 

[Normeo]

Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!

MINSC

GO FOR THE EYES BOO!

Magic is all very well, but now Minsc leads, swords for every one.

 

[RAKais]

Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!

MINSC

GO FOR THE EYES BOO!

Magic is all very well, but now Minsc leads, swords for every one.

Butts shall be liberally kicked in good measure!

 

[TheFlyingEgg]

You shall suffer! YOU SHALL ALL SUFFER! - Jon Irenicus, Baldurs Gate 2

 

[Dark Angel of Glory]

From Tales of Symphonia:

"Who put such a crude Key Crest on the Cruxis Crystal?!" ~ Pronyma

I still wonder how many takes it took for the voice actress to say that with a straight voice.

And from Pokemon Red/Blue, that kid in Brock's gym:

"You're lightyears from facing Brock!"
*you beat him*
"Lightyear is a measure of distance, not time!"

 

[Lyiat]

Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAAAH!

 

[sgtshock]

Company of Heroes had some great ones:

Jesus, Conrad! Tie your f*cking laces!

Zis halftrack smells like Volksgrenadiers!

(Throwing a grenade)
To: Jerry! Love, The Rangers!

(Infantry are using their peashooters against a Tiger Tank)
Zey are going to scratch our new paint job!

 

[Normeo]

Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!

MINSC

GO FOR THE EYES BOO!

Magic is all very well, but now Minsc leads, swords for every one.

Butts shall be liberally kicked in good measure!

Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!

 

[Northover32]

Definately if you have the special silver skull on in halo 3, if you get a kill a marine has shot he sometimes said.. "aw man i almost had an achievement!!"

that ones pretty good, also...

"I have a bad feeling about this" announces jill valentine after repeadidly being savaged by the undead.

 

[MrShrike]

Medieval total war- "like the spineless dog that he is, the enemy general is in full flight!"
England for the big fat win

 

[LaughingCrazy]

We'll just keep standing here until you clear the game...
...kinda painful...
...kinda depressing...

- Gate Keeper, Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon

 

[DrHoboPHD]

When asking what the best line in a video game is, whether from an NPC or the main character,the answer is always "Anything from the LoK series."

 

[Corpse XxX]

If you all want funny in-game talk, then see this clip from Fallout 3.. Mutants talking.. Funny as hell..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXZAOtSSRLE

 

[Arachon]

We'll just keep standing here until you clear the game...
...kinda painful...
...kinda depressing...

- Gate Keeper, Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon

That game is fucking AWESOME, I really need to play it again...

 

[Nargleblarg]

The one where the NPC says they are going to shut up now and stop being dumb. Oh wait...