Best NPC line ever said

[Mr Jack]

Not exactly a line, but one of the gravestones in Fable 2 read "This is the best grave ever and will change the way you look at resting places for ever. PM."

I laughed at that.

 

[Tenebrous_King]

"Don't trust the skull" - Planescape Torment

"Oy, nutter!" - Worms

"At last! I must say, I'm disappointed in your progress, I imagined you would
be here sooner. Tell me, did it trouble you to murder your brothers?" - Kain, Soul Reaver 1


"Let's drop the moral posturing, shall we? We both know there's no altruism in this pursuit. Your moral indignation led you here, I counted on it. There's no shame in it, Raziel. Revenge is motivation enough, at least it's honest. Hate me, but do it honestly." - Kain, Soul Reaver 2

 

[Magical Hans]

BF:BC

"Is that a silencer? Pffffft!! Those are for girls!"

 

[orangebandguy]

YABBA MY ICING!: Half Life 2 Zombie

 

[Cylem]

"'HELLOOOOOOO,' THAT'S YOU. THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND."

Pretty much anything GLaDOS has said could be my favorite phrase.

"We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead." Also takes the lie. ;D

 

[LeonLethality]

velias in final fantasy tactics war of the lions "I am come!" its the best!

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

i heard a rumor that you're an idiot. any truth to that?
oblivion

lol i'll have to hear tht xD

 

[Remleiz]

'Kill 'em all, let gawd sort 'em out!' - the robot in the megaton armoury in fallout 3

'coooooooooooooooooooock' - a chicken in landstalker for the megadrive

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

I Also like "Snort Snort" From the oblivion guards if they hate you

Note:YAY im only Just about 100 Views away from 10000 Views! and a badge

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txgjAiw8Rew

made her say it over and over and over again. This was stuck in my head for ever.

i've watch this 26 times now,i hate you for making me like this! xD

 

[quack35]

"I saw a Mudcrab the other day..."

 

[NotAPie]

"Pick Up That Can"
half life 2

 

[Idlemind]

In Fallout 3, while speaking to a Cannibal

"Wow, I guess you're a real humanitarian huh?"

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

Its amazing how many funny lines are from pvt haggard...

 

[Valiance]

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck - Duke Nukem.

 

[cj_iwakura]

"I can not teach a mofo who does not want to learn." - Saint Germaine, SMT Imagine

 

[DeadMG]

I am Shodan.

 

[hopeneverdies]

If all else fails use fire

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

"I am the Aplha and the Omega" from Unreal Tournament