Best NPC line ever said

[homerthethief]

Halt, Halt Halt, Halt,
- Daggerfall Guards

 

[Whodat]

In STALKER Clear Sky. When NPCS throw grenades they say some pretty funny stuff like, "Choke on this, Cocksucker!" or, "Give a warm welcome to my greande!"

And Battlefield Bad Company "Ther's gold in them hills!" form Haggard also in Bad Company 2 Beta when you get an avenger kill "Paybacks a ***** isn't it?"

Also from Fallout 2.
*Dog barking in well*
"Whats that boy? Timmy down in the old well?
"Arf?"
"He was abducted by Aliens!?"
"Arf?"
"No? Maybe somewhere else then..."

 

[Burningsok]

(Fallout 3)
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a mushroom cloud to walk into."-Last keller tape
"Don't feed the yao guiy, that is all.-3Dog

(Gears of War)
Cole-"Look at all that juuuice!"
Dom-"hey Marcus, how much do you think all that emulsion is worth?"
Marcus-"I can't count that high."

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"You're makin' my teeth itch!"

-Sheogorath

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Here's another one.

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"Oh, how appropraite...you fight like a cow."

ZING

 

[pendragon177]

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"
Liberty Prime
Fallout 3

 

[Achievment Relocked]

If you hear sobbing tonight, thats me crying myself to sleep. - Alister, Dragon Age Origins

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I HAVE NO GREETING

 

[JonnoStrife]

Halt, Criminal Scum.

 

[TyrantGanado]

"Deadliest shmedliest, let's just get up there and kill 'em to teeny tiny pieces" - Haggard, Battlefield: Bad Company.

Also the Hard mode description from that game "Fight against seemingly endless numbers of elite killing machines. Consider buying a crying towel. Maybe two."

Which is followed by the above Haggard quote for extra lulz.

 

[MystRunner]

My fav thin NPC ever said was any time Barret of FFVII opened his mouth. Ebonics anyone.

 

[Pegghead]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Carmelita Fox to Sly Cooper?

I know it's a cliched, commonly used line but I'm talking about the well-known use of it by guards in Oblivion (The elder scrolls 4).

 

[JWAN]

Here's another one.

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"Oh, how appropraite...you fight like a cow."

ZING

Yugioh the abridged series?

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

"I'm not getting paid enough for this shit!" -Marine in Operation Flashpoint 2.

 

[JWAN]

Sam Fisher: [at a Japanese tea house, Sam has grabbed a guard from behind in a choke-hold] Bad news.
Guard: Agh! I knew it! I knew there were ninjas around here!
Sam Fisher: What?
Guard: Yeah, you've gotta be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that?
Sam Fisher: Listen, I don't know what...
Guard: Wow! A real, live, ninja! I can't believe it!
Sam Fisher: Listen, I'm going to kill you if...
Guard: *Wow*! Killed by a ninja... cool!
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Anna: The Maria Narcissa.
Sam Fisher: Sounds like your setting me up for another blind date.
Anna: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
Sam Fisher: So was the last girl you set me up with.
Anna: Fisher!
Sam Fisher: Sorry.

 

[TheDoctor455]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Carmelita Fox to Sly Cooper?

I know it's a cliched, commonly used line but I'm talking about the well-known use of it by guards in Oblivion (The elder scrolls 4).

Oh... but at least Fox and Sly were part of a game that sort of made fun of that sort of thing.