Best piece of random advice possible

[oppp7]

You can't make orange juice out of apples, and even the best oranges can get rotten.

 

[Lysgaard]

You are nothing special, not even in a bad way.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

"There is no rule without it's exception, including this one."

 

[PayneTrayne]

Of all the words of ink and pen, worst are these: could have been.

 

[Estocavio]

Theres no such person as Captain Obvious
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In all seriousness, the best piece ive ever been given is "Join the Escapist Magazine, they have the only intelligent forum on the internet."

 

[1ntoxikated]

If you can't look around in a room full of people and find the asshole, you're the asshole.

 

[Blackdoom]

The hand is quicker than the eye and often blackens it to prove it.

 

[Amnetic]

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[Nazulu]

Fire fixes everything.

If you can't beat them, join them. If you join them, then you can betray them. (my own)

Don't tell the good guy the evil plan, EVER.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

That's a really negative one. If you do the right thing then your in the right, no matter how good or bad they are.

 

[munx13]

Don't drop the soap.

 

[ethaninja]

This one is probably offensive so I am putting it in a spoiler. Read at your own discretion. (Would discretion be the right word?)

Spoiler

You know your sperm count is high if she has to chew before she swallows

 

[Soushi]

Treat others the way you would want to be treated

NOw if only more people actually follwed that rule, we'de be all set...

 

[OmegaXIII]

Always watch out for Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient

 

[Xanadu84]

You have to be willing to kill your babies.

Way more serious advice then what else Ive been seeing, but it is very true. You need to be willing to take ideas and constructs that you love and hold dear, and completely discard them when evidence says that they are bad or inefficient. It's a very hard thing to do.

 

[Evil the White]

Only death is fatal.

 

[Serioli]

Oh, and because I recently restarted Morrowind

'practice your skills'

 

[SextusMaximus]

Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk is still shitty.

So... while something might look really cool, it's probably not as good as what you hoped for?

 

[ben---neb]

"Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Everything is meaningless!"

"Now all has been heard; here is the conclusion of the matter: Fear God and keep his commandments, for this is the whole duty of man. For God will bring every deed into judgment, including every hidden thing, whether it is good or evil."

Both these quotes are from the last chapter of Ecclesiastes and better advice I have yet to find.