Best piece of random advice possible

[CouchCommando]

Never trust a man with two first names.

Hey, I'm the most trustworthy person in my circle of friends!

Ahh this is obviously a ploy at trolling then if you do have two 1st names, I will not be fooled. Actually there is some room for confusion here, It doesn't mean people with a first and middle name, it means people with a first name for a last name, like say Darren Michael etc.

 

[Retardinator]

Meatballs go best with black curtains.
(Heard that one time in a newscaster-like voice right before I fell asleep)

 

[Sir_Tor]

Never trust creatures that bleed one week once a month without dying.

 

[Valkyira]

Don't be an idiot... If you are ever faced with a decision, ask yourself 'would an idiot do that?', if an idiot would do that, then don't do that thing.

Cookie for the reference

 

[shwnbob]

Those who matter don't mind. Those who mind don't freaking matter!

 

[Angus565]

Life is like a paper bag full of razer blades and chocolate.
You know there are razer blades in there, but you should reach in anyway cause its some damn fine chocolate.

That's my take on life.

 

[ottenni]

Glad wrap and a lacker band is not protection.

Also,

If you have the spare time to go on forums, GET A JOB HIPPIE!

 

[Mr. Mike]

Never trust a man with two first names.

Hey, I'm the most trustworthy person in my circle of friends!

Ahh this is obviously a ploy at trolling then if you do have two 1st names, I will not be fooled. Actually there is some room for confusion here, It doesn't mean people with a first and middle name, it means people with a first name for a last name, like say Darren Michael etc.

Well it's Michael Matthews. I don't know if the "s" on the end of Matthew makes it count though. But I kid you not, people trust me. A lot.

 

[nixubaby]

To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.

 

[Benj17]

Round holes - something fits in them

Never try and outrun the Bear, just the other guy

 

[Benj17]

Never trust a man who, when left alone with a lampshade, does not try it on as a hat.

Oh this lightened my day

 

[PhoenixBlade]

Smile it confuses people

 

[SnipErlite]

Never trust a man who, when left alone with a lampshade, does not try it on as a hat.

Oh this lightened my day

I was thinking of combining those two to make some kind of lampshade/lightened (as in light) joke here, but I can't think too well today.

Heh. Well it's true. I actually do try on the odd lampshade, they fit quite well dontchaknow

 

[Benj17]

Never trust a man who, when left alone with a lampshade, does not try it on as a hat.

Oh this lightened my day

I was thinking of combining those two to make some kind of lampshade/lightened (as in light) joke here, but I can't think too well today.

Heh. Well it's true. I actually do try on the odd lampshade, they fit quite well dontchaknow

And also, you look like Raiden, always a plus

 

[SnipErlite]

Never trust a man who, when left alone with a lampshade, does not try it on as a hat.

Oh this lightened my day

I was thinking of combining those two to make some kind of lampshade/lightened (as in light) joke here, but I can't think too well today.

Heh. Well it's true. I actually do try on the odd lampshade, they fit quite well dontchaknow

And also, you look like Raiden, always a plus

Only cooler. When was the last time he wore a lampshade?

 

[Prince Regent]

DON'T PANIC!

 

[Benj17]

Never trust a man who, when left alone with a lampshade, does not try it on as a hat.

Oh this lightened my day

I was thinking of combining those two to make some kind of lampshade/lightened (as in light) joke here, but I can't think too well today.

Heh. Well it's true. I actually do try on the odd lampshade, they fit quite well dontchaknow

And also, you look like Raiden, always a plus

Only cooler. When was the last time he wore a lampshade?

Well it depends on your preference of lampshade, i myself go for the flatter variety, which in turn makes you look like classic Raiden

 

[dfphetteplace]

Always try not to get killed.

 

[SnipErlite]

Well it depends on your preference of lampshade, i myself go for the flatter variety, which in turn makes you look like classic Raiden

All lampshades add a touch of class though. Not everyone has the balls to wear a light fitting.