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vallorn

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dont play sniper on BfBC2.

never trust Microsoft

dont accept cookies from the internet!
 

HitsWithStyxx

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Don't eat the yellow snow.

[EDIT]:
ethaninja said:
This one is probably offensive so I am putting it in a spoiler. Read at your own discretion. (Would discretion be the right word?)

You know your sperm count is high if she has to chew before she swallows
Yes. Yes it would.
 

havass

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Violence solves everything. If it doesn't, you're not using enough.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The things you say and don't mean. The things mean and don't say. You only realise which is which when it's too late to matter.

Sometimes our only comfort comes from believing that there is no chance. That whatever happens in this world.. Happens for a reason.

What doesn't kill you postpones the inevitable.

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal
on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
"--so long as I get SOMEWHERE," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

oh, and

REMEMBER TO SAVE REGULARLY.
 

Synek

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If you are in a fair fight , you are fighting wrong.

Failure is always an option.

HP.Lovecraft book are not good bedtime stories.
 

OmegaXIII

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Just because somebody is a lover and not a fighter, doesn't mean you're safe - they will fuck you to death
 

azncutthroat

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Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman!

Seriously, though, you many find these tips useful. Don't be afraid that it's from 4chan.

 

C_sector

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When in a party and trying to meet new people, don't start off with a racist joke. No seriously.......don't!!
 

sylekage

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You shall not Pass.

All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.