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This was my 8th grade homeroom teachers words of wisdom...always check a bathroom stall to make sure there is toilet paper before you go in...lol
Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive.
Never argue with a fool. Any observers won't be able to tell the difference.
Never argue with a fool. Any observers won't be able to tell the difference.
All of these are kind of cynical, but all true:
Doing good deeds is like peeing yourself in black pants, it gives you a warm feelinig but no one notices.
Give a man a match he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If you can't get the job done right, surround yourself with people who can.
If you have a useful talent, exploit it.
Doing good deeds is like peeing yourself in black pants, it gives you a warm feelinig but no one notices.
Give a man a match he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If you can't get the job done right, surround yourself with people who can.
If you have a useful talent, exploit it.
DUCK! No, not duck as in a duck that goes quack, or to duck from an object coming to your head and will hit you if you don't do what I say. I mean you don't have to run away from me because you are a black man, and that white guy's a goose. [/reverse racism]
If something is connected to Rupert Murdoch, feel free to enjoy it but for God's sake don't believe it.
Never worry about status and 'coolness'. Just do what you enjoy and enjoy what you do.
If you find yourself hanging out with assholes, bail and bail fast.
Watch every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie ever made until you can quote every one of his lines.
Start a band.
Don't trust men who wear white leather shoes and drive BMWs.
Never worry about status and 'coolness'. Just do what you enjoy and enjoy what you do.
If you find yourself hanging out with assholes, bail and bail fast.
Watch every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie ever made until you can quote every one of his lines.
Start a band.
Don't trust men who wear white leather shoes and drive BMWs.
Do what makes you happy
...as long as what makes you happy does not take away from someone elses happyness
unless their a jerk
...as long as what makes you happy does not take away from someone elses happyness
unless their a jerk
Not true my good man. I know a chap who got stabbed three times in the leg for asking a stranger for the time (he was on holiday in Florida at the time).azncutthroat said:
O.T: If given a chance to dip you pen in company ink; Don't take it! It will always, always come back to bite you in the ass (sometimes literally).