Best way to die.

[Counternub]

The same way george the first did, on the toilet

 

[lwm3398]

The same way george the first did, on the toilet

"He died like a KING, Stu! Sat upon the throne!"

Cookie for reference. Though the "Stu" part is a big giveaway.

 

[Ren3004]

Not at all

 

[Kiytan]

Like hollis mason(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVeg78Yfp7g). Only winning first, and then falling to injuries afterwards

edit: failing that. The dark knight returns, only not a fake heart attack

 

[Counternub]

Indeed you recieve a cookie infact have 2

 

[lwm3398]

Indeed you recieve a cookie infact have 2

I wasn't asking for one, I was telling you you could have one if you guessed.

But surely you know it was The Stand?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

In an attempt to drink my way out of a vat of whiskey.

 

[Counternub]

Yeah i knew but does that mean you dont want a cookie?

 

[Skeleon]

Taking the bullets that were intended for orphans and supermodels, ripping them out of my chest and throwing them at the enemies' faces with such force, that they result in a dozen "headshots", before heroically raising the flag and slidding down the flagpole, bleeding to death while humming your respective national anthem. Exciting enough?

I'd like to die in my sleep.

 

[Spaghetti]

Cake fueled sex heart attack (im not into drugs...cake is good though)

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Let Me Die a Youngman's Death

not a clean and inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death

When I'm 73
and in constant good tumour
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an allnight party

Or when I'm 91
with silver hair
and sitting in a barber's chair
may rival gangsters
with hamfisted tommyguns burst in
and give me a short back and insides

Or when I'm 104
and banned from the Cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
and fearing for her son
cut me up into little pieces
and throw away every piece but one

Let me die a youngman's death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax and waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
'what a nice way to go' death

This seems to pretty much sum it up.

 

[DrJonAngus]

I'd want to die jumping from an airplane firing dual magnums at a crowd of zombies whilst strapped to an atomic bomb.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

suffocated by Pamela Anderson tits

 

[Cody211282]

Like Slim Pickens, ridding a nuke all the way down.

 

[Mikela]

In a Lamborghini....while going 200+ miles and hour before exploding in a giant fireball.

 

[olee12343]

Death by Snu-Snu.

EDIT: damn you Radeon

 

[Gerazzi]

Like Slim Pickens, ridding a nuke all the way down.

You stole my idea...


well anyway, either that, OR in space, just think about it, all the sudden you're in a space buggy or whatever, then, BAM, dead frozen guy (me). I could torment people indefinitely!

 

[KeiraZodiac]

anyone read American Gods?
if so, the 'worship me' sex scene?

Definitely the way to go!