Biggest Douche in fiction.

[WindKnight]

Geist, the titular protagonist from MD Geist. A 'Most Dangerous' soldier, He's a genetically engineered supersoldier who loves fighting, and enjoys the fight more the tougher his enemies are. He joins up with his former commander (who betrayed him by placing him in an orbital prison) to fight through a heavily defended automated factory in order to prevent the Death Force robotic weapons being released to cleanse the planet of all life, simply because of how much of a challenge the fight would be.

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In the end he unleashes the death force, simply because he wants the ultimate enemy to fight, and doesn't care that the Death Force will slaughter everybody else on the planet.

The sequel opens with him using human refugees as bait to lure in a Death Force robot to fight, and he is unconcerned when the refugees are almost completely wiped out. He later comes into conflict with another M.D. who is protecting survivors from the Death Force, and after getting beat down, he takes 'revenge' on the M.D. by deliberately luring Death Force weapons to the landship the survivors were on, getting all but a handful killed.

 

[Zyxx]

For fun, I have also devised some suitable punishments for them:

Regina Mills from Once Upon a Time. It's actually sort of refreshing to have a character who is absolutely unabashedly evil with zero glimmers of goodness in her soul, who still *pretends* to be good because she can be more evil in the long run that way. Deserves death.

Gendo Ikari. Whatever it is you're trying to do with your dead wife does not justify the horrendous neglect and abuse of your son. Deserves death preceded by a brutal beating.

There was that one teacher guy in Bokurano, I forget his name, who had an affair with one of his students, arranged for his friends to gang-rape her, and blackmailed her into keeping it quiet. Deserves to be castrated and gang-raped by tigers who can somehow give him the ebola virus.

Sakamichi from Battle Royale. Evil government toolbag. Deserves to have hooks attached to every extremity and piece of loose flesh and pulled in different directions.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Sakazuki (Akainu) from One Piece. Why is he a douce? Well and I do warn that the following does contain heavy One Piece spoilers.

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He killed Ace and it was kind of his fault that WhiteBeard died, he did seriously injure him.

He believes in extreme justice, killing marines for trying to run.

He uses dirty underhanded tricks.

He had a battle with Aokiji to see who would become the new fleet Admiral. Akainu won the fight and Aokiji left the marines refusing to work under such a cruel and harsh man.

Yeah I really hate him.

On another note he did show one of the greatest "oh shit" faces I have ever seen.

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Edit: Almost forgot, Kratos from God of War, ok I could understand his pain and hatred for the first game but I think as the series went on he was just killing because fuck everything.

I mean in God of War 3 he uses a girl (As the new Critical Miss comic puts it) a door stopper.

 

[Cipher1]

He was kind of a douche in that series not to mention so annoying *shiver*

 

[Sacman]

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[Rubashov]

Joffrey Baratheon. No other fictional character has been able to inspire such hatred from me.

 

[Brown Cap]

Beth from the book, Ordinary People.

She's no longer fit to be a mother and I wish she was dead.

 

[R4ptur3]

Gordon freeman. I mean people keep talking to him, they give him cool weapons like a gravity gun and he just doesn't give a shit.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

What the actual fuck, he looks like he's trying to take a shit in the middle of a rave. On someone's face.

Yeah, I'm not buying that.
My boyfriend thinks we are getting that, but he will learn he is mistaken.

Why up the douchebaggery with every game? >_ <

He was actually ok in DMC1 and DMC3 - because 3 was the closest any of the other DMC games have gotten to being as good as DMC1. Which is because DMC1 was made by Hideki Kamiya (Resident Evil, Viewtiful Joe, Bayonetta) and was AWESOME but DMC3 was pretty good too. But Dante in 2 and 4 (and I'm not holding out for DmC) is either really emo of just a chuckling jackass. Granted though, if I had to spend any amout of time around Nero I'd probably start harrasing everyone in sight with jackass remarks and one-liners.

I think my eyes melted. I'm typing from muscle memory now.

How.....why........what........

I'm fine with tits in games, but this is the most chauvinistic crap I have seen since TERA. Did they just give up with the IP and decided to take the route of Dead or Alive and sell the game to perverts cuz tits? I just...holy fuck......

It makes me embarrased to like the DMC IP, and that's NOT A GOOD THING.

It's okay - friends are here. I have no idea why they're marketing it for children (have you seen the new trailer for it? Where he flouts around naked) -it makes no sense.

You don't have to be embarrased about liking Devil May Cry. Just do what I do, tell people you like the GOOD Devil May Cry games.

It's also kind of funny that you'd mention Dead or Alive because Team Ninja made DoA and Ninja Theory is making this piece of shit. I'm not sure why Ninjas like boobies so much or maybe it's that people who like Ninjas also really (REALLY) like tits.

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And butts, don't forget butts.

 

[2HF]

Seymour Guado.

I win.

 

[TheVioletBandit]

Galactus has got to be the biggest douche to ever burden the universe with his douchiness. I mean look and that smug smile and that stupid fucking hat.

 

[triggrhappy94]

DeadPool.
He's the Dane Cook of super heroes.

 

[ulzugot]

After Joffrey Baratheon, the biggest douche in fiction would be Nathan from "Misfits." When my friend made me watch the pilot episode, Nathan was my biggest problem with that TV show. That character is almost never serious, picks and mocks everyone, constantly craves attention, does stupid random stuff, lacks empathy, and thinks he is the best and the most awesome person alive. And in addition he is the "fan favorite." I wonder why do people like this guy, and why did none of the characters punched him, after spending a few hours listening to the guy.

Just watch this video if you are curious about what I am talking about:

 

[Dfskelleton]

Well let's see: Alex Mercer eats old women, takes their form, and then mauls their grandchildren by throwing semi-trucks at them or ripping them in half.
Oh, and while I have yet to read Atlas Shrugged, since by default most characters have the objectivist point of view and we're meant to like them, I have a feeling that they're all pretty douchey. The book has a neat premise, but Ayn Rand's ass-backwards philosophy isn't something I feel like reading more about.
Bob Page from Deus Ex was a douche.
Duke Nukem is a douchebag, but the loveable kind of douchebag.
And finally, most of the old greek heroes. I mean, they're interesting tales, but you can't argue that Ulysses/Odysseus was a total douchebag.

 

[Matt King]

the bad guys from any alien movie (as in the actual alien movies, not movies about aliens)

ohh the last 454,345 998 guys that tried to tame them failed but i'm sure we can do it and we'll do it by killing everyone muwhahaha

 

[SpaceBat]

For me it is tied between Snow from Final Fantasy 13

Biggest douche in video games is Snow Villers, hands down

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He just lost someone he cared for deeply, but tried his best to remain optimistic while others decided to break down, he took the blame for many events that wasn't his fault whatsoever and overall just tried to save everyone he knew and generally be a selfless guy. Pretty much everyone else in the game made as many if not more and worse bad decisions than he did, like Hope trying to kill snow for a faulty reason or Fang nearly getting the entire team killed, or Lightning who continuously keeps screwing up.

Most of the other members did the opposite. They stayed gloomy during most of the game, blamed everyone else for their problems, kept messing things up and just act like pessimistic assholes the entire time. Snow was the only guy who was unfortunately in the middle of all of this, decides to carry their burden on his shoulder, gets insulted continuously, gets attacked several times by team members for no reason (I neglected my sisters problems, while you tried to help her. Now she's gone and it's all your fault! *punch*), nearly gets murdered and in the end he still forgives every one of them and saves their lives repeatedly.

And HE'S the douche? If I was forced to hang out with one of FF13's cast for a day, it wouldn't take more than a second for me to make up my mind. Snow is a terrible character like every other character in FF13, but he is one of the very few in the group that isn't a complete and utter asshole.

 

[Oly J]

Joffrey from GoT
Just a douche for the sake of it, because he can be. Plus he's kinda snivelling and all-round useless.

Well written to be thoroughly detestable.

this, I struggle to think of a fictional character I have more disdain for

well Galbatorix from the Eragon books was an enormous douche even though he isn't featured much, I didn't necessarily hate him though, at the very least not as much as Joffrey, (I've only seen the TV series of GoT as of yet plan to read the books eventually)

Vettius from Spartacus: Gods of the Arena was also a huge douche