Biggest movie cliche you can think of?

[Ponyslayer]

"It's quiet ... TOO quite... AAAAAAAAH! "

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

EVERY comedy has to have a romance. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE!!!! I can't stand it. It gets so fucking predictable. Only comedy that romance worked was 40-Year-Old Virgin. 40-Year-Old Virgin is the only movie that a romance would work. For God's sake, at least make a movie were the man character doesn't get the girl.

 

[Donbett1974]

Timmy and the Komodo Dragon, I'll do a pitch for that! I just need to know what Komodo Dragons feed on. If it isn't willing to eat a puppy we'll have to use a Raptor.

Komodo dragons have been know to eat oxes.

 

[DerpyDerpyDerp]

Steven Seagal.

 

[r4ndom]

If you are ever in a life-threatening situation with a woman, she will fall in love with you eventually and you'll end up married.

 

[Jimmyjames]

Phone numbers that all start out "555".

 

[Jimmyjames]

EVERY comedy has to have a romance. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE!!!! I can't stand it. It gets so fucking predictable. Only comedy that romance worked was 40-Year-Old Virgin. 40-Year-Old Virgin is the only movie that a romance would work. For God's sake, at least make a movie were the man character doesn't get the girl.

I COMPLETELY agree. I'd love to see a movie about a girl going after an uninterested guy. Dunno why, I've just always wanted to see that.

Probably because I've been on the opposite end so often.

 

[s-l-u-g]

Squeezing a cheesy love scene into every film.

ill top that, The last kiss. There's always a kiss at the end of a film. i'd say about 90% of all films have a scene in which the main character ksises and like the majority of those scenes are at the end of their movies.

EVERY comedy has to have a romance. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE!!!! I can't stand it. It gets so fucking predictable. Only comedy that romance worked was 40-Year-Old Virgin. 40-Year-Old Virgin is the only movie that a romance would work. For God's sake, at least make a movie were the man character doesn't get the girl.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive been saying this for a while now!
comedies all run like this:
Guy meets girl
guy has nice time with girl
something happens that causes girl to no longer like guy,
guy tries to win girl back
guy wins girl back
they get married.

F*****G BEN STILLER!!!!

I want to see a movie where evil triumphs.

The Omen.

Evil doesn't really 'triumph' in the omen, i'd say it just sorta outlasts the competition.

 

[Martymer]

Phone numbers that all start out "555".

That.

And that the black guy always dies first, and was only in the movie so that no one could sue for discriminating against black actors.

And the "I bet you can't make the ugly nerdy chick into a prom queen"-story. And the fact that my gf forced me to watch that shit like fifty times! Fifty different movies that were all fucking identical! And the funny thing is, it's not even ripping off a winning concept, because THEY ALL FUCKING SUCK!!

 

[CriticallyAcclaimed]

Squeezing a cheesy love scene into every film.

Precisely. And I don't even understand WHY there's a love scene at all. People say "it's to attract the female audience". Well, if all the girls aint going to see the action movie for the shooting and explosions, then they're not going to see it for the love story sub-plot either. So really, it's just a waste of time.

That, or the good guy winning. Imagine Spider-Man 3 ending with Spidey getting shot in the face. That would almost had made the movie worth while.

But that's just me.

 

[clicketycrack]

I'm not sure if its a cliche or not but I like the one where anyone who has just had sex in a horror movie must die.

 

[secretsantaone]

The friends who are inseparable at the start of the movie but then something happens and they break up for a quarter to a half of the movie. Towards the end the main character apologizes and they make up just in time to save the day.

Seriously. Stop it.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Squeezing a cheesy love scene into every film.

It's a bit strange, isn't it? There has to be some sort of love interest in every film.

 

[ReZerO]

The slow motion explosion (with of without the hero just barely escaping it)

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Any catchfraze Adam Sandler has ever said!

 

[Shaenightbird]

The grotesque, creepy villain doesn't die, even when you:

Burn him to cinders.
Dump him in a vat of acid which should dissolve him completely.
Cut his head off.
Not only cut his head off, completely dismember him and spread the parts everywhere.
Drop him in the ocean encased completely in cement.
Take away his chainsaw.
Anything and everything.
*Ominous music plays.*

OMG, There he is again, just because someone got a babysitting job.

*Sighs with boredom*

 

[Grayjack]

The villains don't believe in aiming or shooting before the heroes.

 

[Walrus42]

My favorite horror movie cliche.
One of the people going out of the safe house/car to investigate a strange noise. They always get killed.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

The tacked on love story, where no matter what the lead hero/heroine must fall in love with someone and end up with them by the end of the movie.

 

[Sarcastic Chimp]

According to most of the people that commented on this thread (including me), the best film EVAR!!!1 would go something like:
.Hero meets girl
.Hero ignores girl and goes to stop bad guy
.Bad guy captures him and shoots him in the face
.Bad rules over all

Maybe we could squeeze the bad guy having komodo dragons...with lasers on their heads into the film somewhere.