Body Image: An Opinion

[jim_doki]

this [http://www.lyricsfreak.com/q/queen/fat+bottomed+girls_20112400.html] is all you need to know

 

[stompy]

My ideal body? Prince of Persia buddy.

Farah, right? Yeh, she's pretty nice looking. I'm more interested in the slim, petite girls, then the ultra-skinny ones with massive breasts. Usually, after about C cups, they turn me off.

As for guys, Bruce Lee looks about right for me. I want to be wiry, not a slab of muscle. As I am, I'm skinny and need to put on quite a bit more weight.

 

[Aries_Split]

No one will ever achieve the level of sexiness Ville Valo has already achieved.

 

[Labyrinth]

I find that it depends on the person as to whether they're physically attractive. I mean, some you see and you think "That's a nice [insert body part here]" then they open their mouths and you find yourself repulsed, but others wear confidence, intelligence and personality like a cloak, which is far more attractive than anything else.

 

[The Wooster]

No one will ever achieve the level of sexiness Ville Valo has already achieved.

Yeah he's the sexiest goblin I've ever laid eyes on.

 

[Aries_Split]

No one will ever achieve the level of sexiness Ville Valo has already achieved.

Yeah he's the sexiest goblin I've ever laid eyes on.

Are you mocking sexy incarnate?

 

[Labyrinth]

Well aside from the mass amount of male objectivism I would like to know this is the same subject women complain about but for the guys it is nothing but a positive experience even if we do not match the image.

I mean guys, be honest. Did you like the movie 300? Chances are you did. But what was that movie really all about? MALE OBJECTIVISM! I'm going to be real bad on purpose and say this, 300 was a SAUSAGE FEST! MAN MEAT AT EVERY TURN! YOU COULDN'T GO 5 SECONDS WITHOUT SOMEONE GRABING SOMEONE ELSE AND SPOON EACH OTHER! SAUSAGE! SAUSAGE! SAUSAGE! (If the mods would like me to edit this out I will do so, please message me)

Okay sorry about that but let's face it what guys thought how "badass" the movie was and wish for a moment we could be like that, a real or computer(did they digitize each actor's body?) based model having more muscles than Zangeif from Street fighter. For the women, it was a droolfest of the bad boy or white knight complex, a physically strong protector that played by his own rules against incoming tyranny that is able to solve problems through physical action. Women dig this stuff it is that objectivism that both men and women accept that men solve problems with action(something that is a lot harder to do considering in America you can't really touch anyone without seeing them the next day at the courthouse with a lawsuit on your hands)

Personally I wish I could be a bit buffer, but I would rather have my left arm no longer have a metal plate attached to my bone before I got hit by a van. I would rather have my physical health when I was in early high school.

Homophobes really should avoid making or watching movies about ancient Greek cultures.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Well aside from the mass amount of male objectivism I would like to know this is the same subject women complain about but for the guys it is nothing but a positive experience even if we do not match the image.

I mean guys, be honest. Did you like the movie 300? Chances are you did. But what was that movie really all about? MALE OBJECTIVISM! I'm going to be real bad on purpose and say this, 300 was a SAUSAGE FEST! MAN MEAT AT EVERY TURN! YOU COULDN'T GO 5 SECONDS WITHOUT SOMEONE GRABING SOMEONE ELSE AND SPOON EACH OTHER! SAUSAGE! SAUSAGE! SAUSAGE! (If the mods would like me to edit this out I will do so, please message me)

Okay sorry about that but let's face it what guys thought how "badass" the movie was and wish for a moment we could be like that, a real or computer(did they digitize each actor's body?) based model having more muscles than Zangeif from Street fighter. For the women, it was a droolfest of the bad boy or white knight complex, a physically strong protector that played by his own rules against incoming tyranny that is able to solve problems through physical action. Women dig this stuff it is that objectivism that both men and women accept that men solve problems with action(something that is a lot harder to do considering in America you can't really touch anyone without seeing them the next day at the courthouse with a lawsuit on your hands)

Personally I wish I could be a bit buffer, but I would rather have my left arm no longer have a metal plate attached to my bone before I got hit by a van. I would rather have my physical health when I was in early high school.

Homophobes really should avoid making or watching movies about ancient Greek cultures.

Yeah, Greek history is littered with bisexuality.

And no, the 300 guys didn't have their bodies CGed. Those dudes went through months of physical training before making the movie. The DVD has a featurette about it, those guys worked pretty hard.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Edit: Ares Tyr, if that is true. SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! That is dedication that should be commended!

Indeed. Gerard Butler and the whole cast deserve some sort of award for what they did in preparation, but I guess they're satisfied with the mountains of pussy I'm sure each of them got in return.

 

[poleboy]

Are we talking body only or face too? Because I totally want Pat Stewart's face. That guy is the reincarnation of a Roman emperor, I swear.

Anyhoo... I'm pretty satisfied with the way my body looks. A bit more muscle would be nice I guess, but I really don't care that much. I'm roughly 5'6 (175 cm.) and weigh about 140 pounds. Not really fit, but no excessive fat either.

 

[kinch]

I'm happy with fit, athletic, without being extreme in any particular way (this applies to both myself, and the people I look to as potential partners). Having said that, I have no problem with older women, larger women, mental issues, or any other 'minor' defects, depending on personality and how well we click.

Hmmm... I need to get back to the gym. It'll take me months to lose these 10 pounds!

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I'd want to be half as sexy as Ville Valo.

Spoiler: Sexiest Man Alive!

AAHHH! MAKE ME UNSEE IT...
Oh christ on a bike! That picture offends me >_<

*One major gagging session later*
Well for my body, I just want to be leaner and more muscular.
Oh yeah and I don't want big boobs, guys might like them but they're annoying >_<

EDIT!!!: ARRGH WHY DID I LOOK AT IT AGAIN?! ARRGH!

 

[Surggical_Scar]

Ideal body image?

Frankly, I'm comfortable in my own skin - I don't idolize the bodies of others, unless it's in a purely aestheitc way. I've never felt jealous.

 

[Danny Ocean]

This thread is bordering on the homosexual. Aries! Where are you?!

I'm fine the way I am. I'm stronger than I look.

 

[TheBadass]

Brad Pitt, baby; I think I might have a manly man crush on that dude, it's kinda worrying. Mutual respect based, I assure you.

Edit: Not that I'm not a sexy mofo in my own right, just to be clear. But if I could walk around all day thinking I was Tyler Durden...

Damn, I think I need a cigarette.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Defintly brad pitt from fight club.

A little self-conicous, But I don't think much. If I got some better stuff for training I would so work on it.(Probably in high-school I will enroll myself into a gym.)

I got huge upper legs that if I exercised them I could probably topple a tank. Seriously they probably weigh liek 50LB a peice! Of that though I think it go passed onto me geneticly, Because my brother has the same legs as me.(Huge upper legs, Really toned lower legs.)

Anyways my arms arn't much needed, I got nice triceps.(Not so much biceps.) And some fat on the inside of my arm.(That once I get into shape will pretty much disappear I bet.)

My abdomen, My hips got a little to much fat I would say so I have started doing curls/Sit-ups to work on that to go with the modifed push-ups i'm doing with a cat litter box.(About 1ft high I would say, I can do 5 with each arm every 3-5 hours.)

As far as women go?Well I want one thats a little weight. I don't really want someone who I can knock over by exhaling lol.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

um... Sean Connery (?) - ideal... man?

Spoiler: You sure about that, chief?

No. Sean Connery remains the sexiest man alive. And I will fight to the death with anyone that thinks otherwise.

Ideal woman... Sean Connery with breasts.

Actually now that I think about it the sexiest man alive is David Attenborough.

Spoiler: click here for the sexiest man alive

[http://imageshack.us]
Or even better, David Attenborough covered in crabs...
Man I really have a problem.