Brovengers, brossemble!

[Carbonyl]

Truly though, I have many big words, esoteric concepts, surrealist mathematics, and obscure scholastic rants to unleash. I have been listening to 80's power ballads for two straight hours, and have been thoroughly blasted with Montage-charged radiation.

GIVE ME A TARGET.

We may have to make you head of some elite spec ops division with credentials like that!

I CAN DO THAT.
But I will need someone to provide a guitar solo.

Oh don't worry we can easily arrange that for you. After all we are the Brovengers!

EXCELLENT.
I can start in approximately 4 hours. I must finish my thesis first.
And find my crossbow. I will load it with bolts bored from the thickest of thesauruses, textbooks, and copies of the Iliad available.
I'll need some backup, I have no idea what I'll be going up against.
It may be prudent to get a tiger. Who knows.
You never know what you need until you find yourself building a laser gun out of a tea set and wishing you had a puce paperclip instead of lavender.

Captcha: Living Things. Not for long.

Needless to say Daystar and I are pleased with your work!

Just doing my duty for the cause!
Plus, I need a target to throw all my loose screws at, otherwise they just jingle around in my head.

Glad to hear we provide an outlet. We truly are a beacon of this community.

The Brovengers provide many necessary services. Such as guitar solos. And smiles. And the spirit of threadventure by leading topics off the beaten trail. And the Bro-fist of justice.

Pillars of the community.

I must go and finish my many toils.
I shall return ready for action!

 

[Lizardon]

I offer my services and unique skills to the noble and incredibly handsome Brovengers.

Specifically I can help the Brovengers by...

Ummm...

Uhhh...

Wow I'm incredibly useless in a fight. I guess you can use me as a diversion to draw their fire.

 

[Unsilenced]

Brotheans, standing by. [http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/8/8f/Normattac.jpg]




Ready to brossume control.

 

[Carbonyl]

Call me BROSEIDON, god of the BROCEAN!

I believe someone has already filled that position. Perhaps you can be AquaBro!

You can be:

AquaBro
in
The Brotacular Beginnings of the Brovengers' Brossembly!

Alliteration is key.

 

[Infernai]

Well, my swords ready to help out whenever you need me.

Yes, I'm aware I am not a member of your group but i still respect what the brovengers have done for the community. If the Injustice league start shit, just call me up and i'll show them the power of the Escapists resident berserk fanatic.

 

[Kitty4President]

I will offer my services to the brovengers by providing my collection of illegal fireworks!

...For entertainment. I'm afraid I don't have anything that's harmful to the opposing forces.

 

[LordOfAllHeSurveys]

Fall before my might brovengers. I AM A GOD. SOON SCIENCE AND ADORABLENESS WILL RULE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AH ah......HA!

 

[robmastaflex]

I think I'll sit this out a while longer before throwing my hat into this ring. I need to better determine the way the wind is blowing in this conflict before I make a decision.

 

[brunothepig]

Spoiler: snip

My fellow Brovengers, for millions of years we have staved off a great threat to the escapist.

The threat of maturity.

Often we have triumphed, with many a successful campaign.

But now, we face a new threat.

One that threatens us all and our very way of wasting time on the internet!

I found this in my inbox

Spoiler

Greetings, Brovenger Leader!

For too long, your group has gone unchallenged by the masses. Each day, more and more cheer your deeds.

A new group has risen, to challenge Brovengers...

We are, the Injustice League!

Fear our mighty mascot!

Soon, our groups will fight on the battleground, and one shall be victorious!

It is grave news indeed, I replied, mentioning our mighty defeat of many a platypus and was met with this response.

Spoiler

Not now.

Our groups must prepare for such an event.

Tell your fellow Brovengers, let them know

We can discuss the details later. Prepare your banner, and ready your morale

Brovengers, we must prepare ourselves, collect your mightiest weapons, your most awesome battle cries, your most swagtastic armour.

[sub]*cough*topicofdiscussion*cough*[/sub]

For when the time comes, we leave none of this, so called, Injustice League, alive!

You can count on me. Those fools in the Injustice League don't know what they've started, but it's far too late to stop this now. I have a few questions, will we have access to your completed doom machines, do I have specific duties and most importantly, do we have a theme song?
I recommend this, if we don't have one yet. [sub]I've recently been watching DBZ.[/sub]

 

[Supertegwyn]

I pledge my support for the League of Injustice.

May Daystar burn for his railroading!

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

I throw my hat in with the league, though I am mostly just in it for the bitches. And the goats. And the occasional picture pulled off of google images. And maybe the souls of the living. But definitely not the British food. I'm more of a Hispanic food person myself. I guess I should post something threatening now.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Brovengers.

I am a one man army, much like Wolverine, Jesus and Homer Simpson.

However I shall assist thee in the eradication of the Injustice League for what they did to me... They... stole... my... Jalapenos! I can put aside my hatred of your love of Irn Bru for now Daystar.

I shall join the Brovengers. For my name is... BroGurren! (Also Flamezdudes but that name sucks, so it is my middle-name.)

This here is my weapon I shall assist you with! BroLagann! It is even better than that other mech from a certain manly amazing anime.

Spoiler

 

[jdogtwodolla]

I'll Break Out the Twiztid and ICP Bros!

 

[Guffe]

I will bring the booze

As will I the popcorn.

This is certainly an interesting turn of events.

And I, the Irn Bro!

I'll bring the Whiskey, in case the battle is drawn out into a longer sesison than planned.

 

[Unsilenced]

Spoiler: Brotheans

 

[Starik20X6]

Count me in.

 

[EeveeElectro]

You could always do with a Brospehine in the Brovengers!
I look damn good in leather and can carry my own shopping and open my own jars! [sub](Apart from those big pickle jars, my hands are too small to fit round the lid).[/sub]

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'm beginning to feel that the Injustice League will be the primary villains...

Good! That's how it's meant to be!

You shall have my Las-Lock in your line of battle, Injustice League.
To prove my loyalty, I have previously booted that Brovenger-worshipping "TimeLord" from the Escapist IRC.

-Snip-

We'll be on the same side? Good, I always liked your avatar.

-Snip-

Care to share where you got that space station there?
I have a weakness for awesome-looking sci-fi.

 

[Ace2401]

Reporting for duty! I'll be in my bunk, to grab my weapon. My giant, glorious weapon.
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It makes things go boom.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

-Snip-

We'll be on the same side? Good, I always liked your avatar.

You know, I'm always surprised nobody else has it. I got it off of the official site I believe. Just pulled off of a link on a character list if I remember correctly. I'm pretty certain it is the first picture of him you would find if you were looking for it on the site, and it is already the perfect size for an avatar.

Oh and your's is pretty cool too. Higurashi or however that is spelled right? I only read a chapter of it and never got around to watching it.

Oh, and the Taco dude apparently gave some kind of card I'm supposed to read to greet new members.
ahem-"WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE OF INJUSTICE! YOUR HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED, BUT ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY AS THAT FOOL DAYSTAR WOULD NEVER STAND A CHANCE AGAINST A PUPPY, LET ALONE THE GREATNESS OF THE MIGHTY LEAGUE OF INJUSTICE! THESE "BROS" ARE WEAK CRETINS THAT COWER BENEATH THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY PLATYPUS! WE SHALL FIGHT AND DEFEAT THEM IN THE LAND, AIR, AND SEA, AS THE GREAT PLATYPUS IS MAMMAL, BIRD, AND FISH-BEAVER-THING. ALL SHALL FEAR OUR WRATH!

P.S. ARE YOU AN ORPHAN? WELL YOU ARE NOW!"

Seems a bit over dramatic if you ask me, and I don't know if I appreciate how being forced to be an orphan. That and I'm pretty certain that the platypus is flightless. Ah well, not like I really give a fuck. I'm just going along with this card thing because I get taco points for every one that I read for him. I'm really hoping that means I get the food and that this isn't some kind of hugs coupon system.

Spoiler: bullshit